Posts tagged: WTF

Nov 20 2009

Animals That Look Like Lady Gardens

I was just going to slam this into one of the Linkfests but I’m bored of doing linkfests for now, maybe at the end of the month or something. Some of these things really do look like Vagina’s, some of them if they was a Vagina, I have to say I would not stick The Dang’s Wang into them and thats saying something, you know what I’m saying ?

Lady Garden Looking Oyster

Lady Garden Looking Oyster

That one does look kinda creepy but some of the others like that mole, is a vagina looked like that, I’d assume that Jigsaw from the Saw Movies had gone to town on it.

See More Lady Garden Animals Here.

Oct 10 2009

Google Owns Lady GaGa…

There are a number of terms that google created like the Google Wave, The Google Shuffle, most of them are down to making money but the Google Ownage is something thats just an anomaly in the system that occurs. This is one of them, such anomalies that just makes me giggle like a tool.

Lady GaGa Owned By Google

Lady GaGa Owned By Google

There is another one for “What Are”,  which produces “What are these strawberries doing on my nipples”.

Jul 30 2009

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire… Not Chase!

I just saw this this video, and I guess the dude is just plain STUPID, but then he is from Nashville, TN folks from down there should stick to making bourbon and music what they are good at :P

How stupid do you have to be, not to associate surge with electric ? You can’t even escape ‘Surge of electric, thru my body’ in porno, I’d bet its even in erotic chick fiction like Mills and Boon or some shit like Jackie. More over why would you incude ‘Final Answer’ ? I get the feeling this video is either the dude did it for a joke or its a viral promo for Who Wants To Be A Millionaire because well its rather pooh really.

Hole in the Wall is where its at, I mean you get to throw a wall at celebrities, how cool is that ?, You got Dale Winton of Supermarket Sweep fame, throwing a wall at celebrities and knocking them into a pool. Watch Vanessa Feltz try and get thru a hole thats clearly too small for her.

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Jul 24 2009

Fergie Does A Micheal Jackson Crotch Grab…

Only she gets hold of what looks Scarily HUGE, I think that package maybe bigger than mine. Alot of my female friends who happen to be Lesbian or Bi are totally into Fergie, I think I know why now. The Gaydar must be almost burned out with thr vibes coming off Fergie.

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Exclusive Pix by Flynet ©2009

Lets take a close up look at that handful to see if its jut shadows and stuff, pictures are sometimes misleading…

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Exclusive Pix by Flynet

OK, we have thumb contact on top so there is def something to put pressure on, we have a bulge, and yup I think Fergie maybe packing what one of my gay friends an “Ass Breaker”!

Exclusive Pix by Flynet ©2009

Exclusive Pix by Flynet ©2009

No wonder William has a Stutter and says Will.I.Am, he’s seen her naked and now has a nervous stutter, the Black Eyed Pea’s will never be the same again, I’ll be constantly thinking about that Ass Breaker in a kinda scary way…

Jul 15 2009

Denise Milani, Hell If I know

There seems to be a buzz in LaLa land about this bird, I’ve never heard of her but that’s not unusual for the Yanks. Apparently she’s some sort of model who doesn’t like to whip her bits out at all, which is kinda stupid since clearly the only reason she is famous is because of her tits and the desire to get balls deep in her.

Denise Milani See Thru Panties and Pussy

Denise Milani See Thru Panties and Pussy

Apparently this maybe one of the last few times you’ll see her pussy thru her panties (WTF), because she (read: her people) is going thru her members section deleting all the spicy pictures where you can see a little more of her than she would (presently) like you to see.

Denise Milani Close Up

Denise Milani Close Up

I don’t know about you guys but if I signed up a members section to see X, Y and Z and they started to delete Y, I’d be charge back their ass since they are not delivering what they promised. It’s one way to piss alot of your fans off and lose a boat load of cash all coz ya decided your cunt is something special.

p.s. IT AINT SPECIAL!

Jul 02 2009

Jordan is a cunt…

Am i the only one getting seriously pissed off with Jordan ? I was reading The Sun, turns out Jordan is potentially going to DESTROY her OWN childs birthday party with her father (Peter). What sort of shit mother uses their child as tool ?

Does she not realise that in years to come when her daughter grows up the newspaper cuttings will ensure her own demise ?

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I hate to say it but Peter Andre is turning out to be a ‘decent’ kinda guy…

Mysterious Girl star Peter, meanwhile, is still gathering evidence
against Jordan, 31, who flashed her boobs and snogged strangers
in Ibiza.

He is trying to boost his chances of gaining custody of Princess Tiaamii,
their son Junior, four, and her disabled son Harvey, seven.
Read the Full Story Here

He is trying to get ALL the kids not just his own, history will write itself I feel in this situation, having been in a similar situation myself (as the child), I can see the future and how this will end.

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