Aubrey O’Day is an Animal Lover, and the Dangmeister likes the that, I really need to stop talking in the 3rd person! The Dang (damned it) likes poochies, says it all really, as a dog person I spend all my life chasing pussy boom! boom! Anyway Originally I was going to comment on how cute it is to see a hot bitch (Aubrey not the Dog) snuggling a lil furry thing (see second photo), then I saw this photo (below), which looked oh so much more interesting.
Aubrey O'day Dog Snuggler on Twitter
The only downside to girls like this, is the dog gets more loving than you do. For realz, you are bopping a hot bitch like this, and she spends half her time kissing the dog, then tries to kiss you, dog breath just ain’t attractive. Especially if the dog is a male which has probably spent half the day licking his balls, then your bitch kisses him, and kisses you. Fun eh ?
Some of you will know Sarah Silverman from TV, but much like Rich Hall and the Black Dude Reg something from yank land they are only just breaking into the UK Market, so most of you will know her from the I’m Fucking Matt Damon video to her boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel (see video below).
Sarah K Silverman Faps One Out
First up, what the hell am I doing saying Faps, secondly how inappropriate is that ?, funny but so so wrong. Anyway watch the video’s if you wanna get an idea of what kinda comedians they are. They also make an appearance on the Pamela Anderson Roast video, I said ROAST not SPIT ROAST you filthy feckers.
Most of you won’t know there is a long running joke of Matt Damon going on Jimmy Kimmels show which is kinda like the letterman show, maybe the letterman show for all I know. Anyway the long running joke is he comes on the show, and they run out of time or cut him off etc, so this was payback. There is a payback video from Jimmy Kimmel (see below) which was funny as hell when it came out, but thats not the reason, she would get it.
So Sarah Silverman is fucking Matt Damon, and Jimmy Kimmel is fucking Ben Affleck so its all good, but what I like about Sarah Silverman is she is just downright dirty and inappropriate.
I haven’t posted about the so fecking hot Aubrey O’Day for a while, but I most certain should have. I need to get back into twitter but it so fecking boring, but seems Ms O’Day is livening it up more than Miss Curry has lately.
There isn’t alot to say about Katy Perry other than DANG THEM BRISTOLS ARE HUGE, I should also point that I insinuated on twitter to Russel Brand that he was bopping Katy Perry and now he is bopping her. I would PAY good money to see a sex video of them two, I can just see the whole 50 minute tape being @RustyRockets going on about her bristols and talking to them.
Katy Perry At Mika with Huge Bristols
Apparently this was at a Mika concert in Hollywood on a few days ago, totally wasted on Mika.
I clearly spent more time jerking my merkin over these than everyone else since I seem to be the last person in the world to post them. Anyway aside from a little tanning faux pas, Aubrey O’Day appears to have a fanastic ass, now Aubrey about that Faux Pas, Legs Akimbo On the Tanner means no white ass/thighs
Aubrey O'Day's Hot Ass
I’d spank that, Like a bongo player on crack rocks, altho I a little jealous of the dog. I just haven’t decided if I’m jealous about the size of the bath tub, or that her dog gets to bath with her, while she NAKED ?
Aubrey O'Day Naked in Her Bath Tub
OK, Quite clearly I’m jealous the fecking dog in a giant bath tub with a hot bitch!
I saw that it was Shannon Elizabeth‘s Birthday on Twitter so I thought, its always nice to get a genuine Happy Birthday from someone, so I typed in ” @ShannonElizab Happy Birthday! “, now she has thousands and thousands of followers and expect she got 1,000s of Happy Birthdays.
Shannon Elizabeth
However the morning after around 1am NY Time (I think was in NY at the time), and about 6am UK Time, I got a Direct Message from her, saying “ Thank You!! “. I was stunned that she took the time to message me direct.
Shannon Elizabeth Birthday Celebration
This is a photo she posted, so its definitely the real Shannon, I’m just shocked that messaged me
Jack Frost DVD feat. Shannon Elizabeth
I could only think of a few films she was in, so looked it up and I went out I bought Jack Frost which is her first ever movie, I spent most the day looking for it, as I wanted to see her at the start of it all, I haven’t watched it yet, I’m going to get her latest film too
Shannon Elizabeth Sexy Wallpaper
Now go add her on twitter ( @ShannonElizab ), be nice and lets get the number of her followers up
