I think I’d give Ashley Greene one before Kristen Stewart but that’s mostly because we knew Ashley makes good with the dirty pictures while your not balls deep. These was apparently taken while Ashley was over here in the United Kingdom promoting Twilight, unfortunately I was busy washing my hair or something to go actually watch this tosh.

Ashley Greene Smouldering in England

Although the future Ex-Wife Beckie wants to go see it, and so do lots of hot bitches, so maybe The Dang should arrange a movie night, we’ll go see this, and then back to yours to watch the notebook and titanic in a movie-a-thon with candles and pop-corn… Oh my gawd, I can’t even keep a straight face when I say that!

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I can’t decide on Kristen Stewart, she has really nice eyes but like the rest of The Twilight girls they are far from traditionally hot, but not quite alternatively hot. I think the producers didn’t quite go Rock Chick or Alt Girl enough, they tried to go mainstream-alt and failed. I know this because I like my freaky bitches, rock chick, pierced, tattooed and otherwise strange girls, so I know they didn’t go there. Anyway I liked her eyes, so here is Kristen Stewart at some kinda Eclipse show/premiere/signing/screening or something.

Kristen Stewart at Twilight Eclipse Screening

Picture: Wenn

Ashley Greene is looking really good but she has one of them posh people noses, the type like Tara Palmer Tomkinson, or Sophie Anderton, the type of face that you can imagine jabbering on about ‘daddies ponies’ or some shit like that and it just ain’t fly. Don’t get me wrong, I’d rag her arse like I was 15 yrs old in a Nova complete with a Go Faster Stripe, but just sayin, you know

Ashley Greene at Twilight: Eclipse Premier

Rah Rah Daddies Ponies won a race, snort scoff scoff, you work do you ? rah rah

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Kristen Stewart sometimes looks kinda hot, but here she looks either stoned or drunk at the premiere of The Yellow Handkerchief, so I have decided Ashley Greene is The Twilight Babe from here on. I was sure Twilight: New Moon was due out on 22nd Frebuary 2009, i.e. tomorrow but seems its march, so another month before I’ll get to see it.

Twilight Hottie Kristen Stewart

I quite like my Emo / Goth chicks, just ask the Minx, but Kristen isn’t rocking it for me.

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I’ve had these sat on desktop for months, every time I opened the files I got a little bit of sick in my mouth. Yeah the outfit is that bad. Seriously, I’d shoot whoever chose this outfit out for me… with a shotgun… in the fecking face, one closed casket funeral coming up. On the upside Twilight: New Moon is out in about 5-6 weeks so hopefully she’s going to look hotter there.

Ashley Greene Nasty Outfit

Seriously, how nasty ?

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Ashley Greene is looking kinda hot all in white at the Sherlock Holmes Premiere in New York last week, seems Ashley and Blake Lively was the only things worth looking at since I haven’t seen much else about the film. I don’t think I’ll go see it tho, murder mystery with a very well known ending are kinda boring, and since its Sherlock Holmes he has to solve the murder or crime else it would be really rubbish.

Ashley Greene at Sherlock Holmes Premiere

I wonder when Ashley Greene will get her Kit off in a movie, or when the next lot of naughty pictures will appear.

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