I’m trying to remember the last Megan Fox post I did, but its been a while. I think its been worth the wait as I actually thinks the looks pretty hot here, but I think thats just because I’ve not been overdosed on her, like earlier this year. After Jennifers Body hit the basement floor with a bang like an elevator with its cables cut, I wonder if it bounced when it hit the floor!. Anyway I can’t help but wonder if she will become so omnipresent with her next movie, scratch that she won’t have a next movie other than Transformers Sequels. So to rephrase, that, I wonder if when she does the next movie in the Transformers Franchise if she will be so omnipresent as she was earlier this year.

Megan Fox on Spanish Cosmo Cover

These photo’s are from the Spanish Edition of Cosmopolitan Magazine which means we in the UK and / or USA are unlikely to ever see them over here or there so you better enjoy them here on Dang while you can.

Pictures: Cosmopolitan Magazine

I really should have finished the headline with “… are fakes”, but hey gotta drag you guys in kicking and screaming sometimes. I haven’t posted much Megan Fox lately, so the Stolen and/or Hacked Laptop and/or Computer depending on where you read it, where the alledged nudes was stolen/hacked from was infact a ploy by Celebrity Fakes, I don’t think it deliberate by them, as its parr of the course. I think it was more a ploy by the mainstream media to sell come advertising space, much like I did with this headline.

Megan Fox's Hacked Nude Photo's are Fakes

What is quite impressive here is the amount of fakery, its a fake hacking, or faked theft, for fake photographs, in a fake leak for a fake story, whats more fake than Pamela Anderson. Oh yeah in keeping with my November and December trend of Calendar posts, Megan Fox has about 10 different 2010 Calendars, including one for her Megan Fox Movies Calendar and even a Megan Fox as Mikaela from Transformers Calendar for 2010.

Photo’s by Fake Celebrity.

Yeah yeah yeah I know loads of Megan Fox lately but what can I say she is very good at what she does, she may act dumb but she knows exactly what she is doing. I just wish she would just say look all your geeks, you can wank over me all you want but you aint getting none, rather than playing us all.

Megan Fox on Cover of Sci-Fi Now Magazine

She’s taking over the US magazine covers with her new film Jennifers Body,  I’m pretty sure everyones going to go and see it, just to see if all the hype is worth while.

Megan Fox - Jennifers Body

I mean she’s an sexual predator who happens to be a high school girl AND a cheer leader (see above image), giggity giggity goo. I don’t even really like Megan Fox but that combo is even selling it to me

There is a post on CelebBuzz about all the dumb shit that Megan Fox has said in the last 8 months or so and jesus christ the b#itch is dumb. I mean one of the highlights are:

“When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes,” Fox has said. “We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who’s not their partner. It’s really kind of gross.” Source: CelebBuzz.

You should go over there have a read of the stupid stuff that comes out her mouth, no wonder there was a Megan Fox Embargo yesterday.

I am however loving this picture where it looks like someone has just said “Yeah you’re ok love, but you ain’t no Angelina Jolie.”.

You're OK, Megan Fox but Angelina is Hotter

p.s. When you finally piss the world off Megan, I’ll give ya $10 an hour to slob the knob and gobble me goo

I was reading I Don’t Like You, In That Way, and saw this post about Megan Fox getting some geek thrown out of Comicon aka Comic Convention 2009, jesus 2 posts in 1 day about comicon 2009, both about the same wannabe, whats wrong with me ?

Courtesy WENN.com

Anyway Megan ‘Ferrari Washer’ Fox was doing a Q&A for Jennifers Body at Comicon and some guy who probably looked like Comic Guy outta the simpsons stood up to ask her a question, as reported on News.com.au.

This year, Johansson was the headliner, promoting Iron Man 2, but it was an appearance by Megan Fox which had the geeks talking after one fan approached the star during a Q&A to promote her new supernatural western Jonah Hex.

“My question is for Megan,” the man said. “I have a Sony HVR (video camera). It’s not a true HD, but it gives a pretty good image. Anyway, my question is: I just graduated film school and I’m trying to help my career. I was wondering if you’d be interested in some kind of, like, celebrity sex tape?”

With that, a couple of security guards grabbed the fella and took him to an undisclosed location. “Dude, I can’t wait to see what you look like in 30 minutes,” Fox’s co-star, Josh Brolin, quipped as the man was dragged away.

So either she is dense enough to insult powerful directors like Micheal Bay by saying Transformers 2 is crap, AND get her most die hard type of fan thrown out for a somewhat innocent jokey comment at the biggest geek/nerd convention on the planet.

Now I know a little about nerds, they roam in herds, so mess with one, you mess with them all, so she has done herself no favours with this HUGE fanbase. This guy could  be her boss in a few years to come and she does this. over reaction much ?

I saw this photo on LaineyGossip, and I can’t help but Imagine by Bulldog Dumble looking kinda like Megan Fox. I have been trying to avoid this whole Comicon 2009 lark much like I avoided much of my Wacko Jacko hype after his death, but this photo is screaming for the dang man to comment on it.

Megan Fox vs Bulldog

Now this is my Bulldog who I change his name from day to day, his real name given to him by my sister is Menace but thats calling a boxer Tyson or Bruno an kinda gay, so I call him Dumble Dog aka Dumb Bulldog as he’s kinda dumb really.

Dumble Dog vs Megan Fox

It’s a hard choice really, if you put lipstick on dumble…