I do love me some Crazy and I just saw these of Tila Tequila and I was kinda reminded me of Jodie Marsh so 4/10 Tila, must try harder to not imitate my Jodie . I don’t know what the score with Tila’s music career is, but I get the impression that much like Victoria Beckham she is chasing a panpipe dream and should stick to what she’s good at.

Tila Tequila at Album Launch Party

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I love me a little Tila Tequila, she maybe a batshit crazy bitch, but I love me some crazy ass bitches. You just have to look at the ladies I call friends. As someone once said to John Rambo, “God must love the crazy… he made so many of them”, and so does Dr. Van Dang, The Dang loves the crazy!.

Tila Tequila Rockin Out

Anyway it feels good to actually be looking into the murky water of celebrity life, altho you should be expecting to see alot of bitches in the dangs life and a little less hollywood. There are plenty of other people hitting the same crap as everyone else.

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Why do I always think of Brad and Angelina or Madonna when I think baby shopping, I may need therapy to sort that out. Can I sue them for the cost ?, I quite liked Tila Tequila for the way she interacted with her fans and generally was down to earth but her recent antics are making me think she’s kinda crap, and this latest stunt is adding to it.

Tila Tequila Goes Baby Shopping

She made such a big deal she wasn’t doing men any more, and she’s lesbian and now she’s back on men and preggo ?

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Tila Tequila was out and about on the town with her new girlfriend-cum-fiancée Casey Johnson who is apparently pretty damned rolling in the money, I think its more likely to be a publicity stunt or something like that. Anyway Tila was playing up to the camera showing off her boobies and booty, which is always welcome.  It still amazes me that my pet Bulldog is actually heavier and probably bigger than Tila Tequila is, she’s like an Asian Polly Pocket Doll.

Tila Tequila poses with 17-Carat Diamond Ring

Ummm apparently thats a 17ct Diamond Engagement ring she is wearing there.

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No one seems to have pointed out that Tila Tequila is wearing 1 contact lens and thus has different coloured eyes. Maybe thats because everyone was busy looking at them massive top bollocks that she has hanging out. I guess if nothing else Tila is keeping more than her twittering fingers toned and in-shape as her body is looking all kinds of fine.

Tila Tequila Odd Eyes and Nipple Slip

I’ve been in a pissy mood today, so I’m not really gonna type that much.

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I have no clue WTF them things on Tila Tequila’s head are, I’m thinking its some kinda next level Geordie Laforge Tortoise Shell Visor (the blind guy from Startrek), that tracks paps like Terminator style tracking.  Why oh why for thou Tila doth thou wear such fecking nasty ass shades IN THE DARK!, seriously does you think you is looking cool or was it a momentary lapse in style ? I actually quite like miss Tila Tequila some of late her behaviour has been a little strange and now these weird ass shades ummm…

Tila Tequila in a Geordie Laforge Style Visor

I really do wonder what goes through some peoples minds when choosing the sunglasses they wear, because there are some truly nasty shades around.

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