I quite like this picture, the photoshopping is a little over-the-top but over all its nice. I can’t help but wonder, WHY for the love of god, so they have 3 buttons where her boobs are, clearly if you fastened them she’d end up bug eyed.

Kelly Brook in Nuts Magazine

I can’t help but think there is an air or Tanya Tate’s facial features in this picture of Kelly Brook, I guess the massive jugs also match Tanya Tate too.

Busty Pornstar Tanya Tate

I’m boggled as to how on earth Kelly Brook is single other than she wants a man like Sara Beverley Jones who wants:

“combination of victor webster/dwayne jonsson….athletic (but not an athlete can be retired athletebut vocused on business), intelligent, ambitious (great business mind), a sense of humour bit like russel brand (intellectual yet funny) ….but not arrogant! … down to earth”.

I told her I think I saw him in the shop on the aisle with Spirit Level Bubbles on, about half way down, between the Tartan Paint and Elbow Grease

Sara Beverley Jones

Its not really a surprise that more people delete me by the day is it

The UKAP (UK Aduld Producers) are having their Christmas Party (read A Pornstar and Porn Industry Party) in Novemember 2009, I usually attend all of these parties since I am in the UK Industry. This one I am not 100% sure on attending as its on a Friday Night just before I am due to do some other stuff.

Jordan Kingsley and Terry Stephens UAKP Party

At the last one, we had Harmony Hex, Jordan Kingsley, Tanya Tate (who is coming over to mine on Thursday), Holly D and many more, along with the top producers such as Ben Dover and Terry Stephens.

Ben Dover and Syren Sexton at UKAP Summer Party

 I can’t make my mind up, if I should postpone my task around there.