Apparently there is a sex tape of girl on girl action between Karissa Shannon and Heidi Montag, I say apparently because Karissa says “I heidi my tongue in her, oh yeah giggity giggity” and Montag says “Oh no she didn’t video it, nuh huh”. Well actually I just made those quotes up because it was funnier, but the gist is the same. Heidi DOESN’T deny the lady loving or muff diving but denies the existing of a tape.
Karissa Shannon at Millions of Milkshake
Now it turns out Spencer Prickk stole the video camera off Karissa and is now trying to sell it to Steven at Vivid. COME ON PEOPLES ITS JUST THE LATEST THING FOR Z1 LISTERS TO DO! If your really interested in seeing what happens when Sindy and Barbie get naked on video go over and check out the full story with some facts here, I say facts because I make most what I say up.
It seems my statement about the curtain closing for The Hills in-favour of Jersey Shore is forcing Heidi Montag to negotiate a second topless or nude spread for Playboy Magazine and this time The JC man won’t be having much impact on the style of the shoot since the god-folf have slammed her ass and not in a fun or good way!
Heidi Montag with Dolly Dog
Heidi Montag’s surgery looks like it was nice work, but look at her eyes, they are souless and empty, they just look vacant.
“She is currently speaking with (Playboy photographer) Matthew Rolston (about) a steamy, soapy, shower concept showing her boobs through the shower door,” said the source. “The figure being discussed for the exclusive is in the seven figures.” (So Million Dollars+ -Dang)
“She could use the money (Now Jersey Shore is Better. -Dang), and she’s finally ready to pose topless, so she is negotiating with the magazine,” according to one of Montag’s friends (Imaginarium of Montag. -Dang), who spoke to In Touch Weekly. – The Scoop:
In the pictures, where she is about to Kiss Dolly the Dog, her eyes look like she is straight out of True Blood and doing to replace Spanner I mean Spencer with a better bitch.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Prickk was signing their new book which has the LOOOOOONGEST title ever “How to be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture“, I’m surprised either of them can even remember the name. Whats funny is that of all the pictures I have seen the best that Spencer Pratt achieved by way of Tabloid Cover was half a face behind heidi.
Heidi Montag Promoted New Book
In other news Heidi Montag apparently released her another single called “Superficial“, I guess she didn’t want to take me up on my offer of me making her number 1 if she NEVER tortured the world again with her voice, or that I would be nice about her on my blog if she abandened music forever. See how far I go in my duty to protect mankinds hearing ? Apparenty she says “bitch” in the chorus of Superficial, whiching from a bible basher I guess is quite significant.
I say apparently she says bitch because well I just can’t bring myself to listen it, but she says the below.
“They say I’m superficial, some call me a bitch,
They’re just mad, ’cause I’m sexy famous and I’m rich.”
May as well as look at some more photo’s because she’s not too bad on the eye, oh yeah the New The Hills DVD is out now, season 4 i think.
Why is it that I wanna bend Heidi Montag off of The Hills, did you notice I said Off Of just for Scott Mills, anyway whenever Spencer Prickk isn’t around, I wanna play cowboy with Heidi Montag and spank that ass. I think I need some councilling or something, sure the fact that she says how good Spencer Pratt is in bed, isn’t a good enough reason for me to want to show her how crap he is ?
Heidi Montag on Paradise Island
I guess that ass is just screaming for a spanking and the hips begging for good hard ride, step aside Pratt the Dangmeister gonna break ya bird in for ya.
Heidi Montag is totally the next Britney Spears in Spencer PricKK’s world, I keep being told his real name is bad enough being called Spencer Pratt but seriously the guy is a f#cking clown, not since I met my Ex’s Dad who told me his little girl was his ”innocent little princess” have I laughed so hard when someone opens their mouth.
Heidi F#ckin Ho Montag vs Britney Spears
She is reported to have said
“I grew up watching Britney Spears. That’s someone I inspire to be, you know, like, career wise. I think the world is ready for the next pop star and I’m ready to be the next pop galaxy, so here we go.”
Ok deary, first up Britney would INSPIRE YOU, but you ASPIRE to be her, I know its its only a tiny difference but so is the space between a girls p#ssy and a#se and they always make a big deal out of that. Secondly, the only thing you got in common with Britney Spears other than sh#t taste in men, is your lip synching but even that isn’t upto Britney standards.
Its hard to figure out who is the actual pratt here, with some of the bullsh#t that comes out her mouth, I mean for f#cks sake Heidi use of that money to get some PR Spin Doctor to tell you in your ear what to say. If nothing else the voices in your head could do with some intelligent company!
Well a few days ago I posted that Heidi Montag looked hot without Spencer Prickk while doing her rehersals for the performance of her now known to sh#t pop single, Body Language for the Miss Universe competition performance. Well she’s out of sync both in her dancing and her lip to sound movement too, a total cock up.
I just hope the claims from both her and that prickk guy are telling the truth and she a fan-fu#king-tastic sh#g else she has nothing going for her.
Heidi Montag rehearsal for Miss Universe 2009
I think she would have done better to do some stop motion animation.
