I’m told that Katy Perry gave a yet another fantastic performance at the T in the Park music festival in Kinross, Scotland over the weekend!  I’m seriously liking the effect that all this hot weather is on the the girlies in the festivals especially those on the stage.  I was perving over Boobie Blog and saw these of Katy Perry.

Katy Perry T in the Park, Kinross, Scotland

Check out them boobies tumbling out of that top, there are loads more photo’s over on Boobie Blog.

I was watching a Comedian on TV who was ripping the scottish apart over their diet. He was basically saying the Scottish will batter anything, mars bar, snickers, fish, chips, hell they even batter the batter its so thick. Then he was like the guy who invented scotch eggs, was looking at his sausage and egg breakfast and saying, “I know whats wrong, its need batter” so they battered the sausage and eggs.

This was all very funny, but today I know how them people in Carry On… Up the khyber felt, with the Devils in Dresses or whatever they was called felt. I ordered a Scotch Pie, Chips and Gravy, I was half expecting a Meat Pie dipped in batter, but what I got chilled me to my core, the hairs on testicles stood on end…

The crazy fucking scotties have put a Beef Burger INSIDE a pie, I kid you not and I swear to god/allah/whatever, its a fucking beef burger pie, not chopped up meat, a WHOLE circle quarter pound beef burger in a pie!

For the love of god, WHY!