I quite like this picture, the photoshopping is a little over-the-top but over all its nice. I can’t help but wonder, WHY for the love of god, so they have 3 buttons where her boobs are, clearly if you fastened them she’d end up bug eyed.

Kelly Brook in Nuts Magazine

I can’t help but think there is an air or Tanya Tate’s facial features in this picture of Kelly Brook, I guess the massive jugs also match Tanya Tate too.

Busty Pornstar Tanya Tate

I’m boggled as to how on earth Kelly Brook is single other than she wants a man like Sara Beverley Jones who wants:

“combination of victor webster/dwayne jonsson….athletic (but not an athlete can be retired athletebut vocused on business), intelligent, ambitious (great business mind), a sense of humour bit like russel brand (intellectual yet funny) ….but not arrogant! … down to earth”.

I told her I think I saw him in the shop on the aisle with Spirit Level Bubbles on, about half way down, between the Tartan Paint and Elbow Grease

Sara Beverley Jones

Its not really a surprise that more people delete me by the day is it

Well clearly you guys suck monkey balls because she didn’t win it, the girl who won has a very generic and opposite look to last years winner so I guess there is reason in the madness. I couldn’t be arsed going to a club full of pretentious bourjois mo’feckers so I’m just going to link to the TillLate guys photo’s and jack a few of their images that I kinda liked.

Sara Beverley Jones and 2010 Miss Manchester

So yeah, Sara Beverley Jones (red) is 2009′s Miss Manchester and the bird on the right (blue) is Miss Manchester 2010, no idea who the hell she is, but I’m sure the name will become prominent as time goes by. As for Beckie, she was looking pretty hot on the night. I still think she should have some pink in her hair but what do I know, I only oogle babes all day

Beckie Armitt in Miss Manchester Show

There was a chick with a full on pink head, who kinda made me think of a new type of product to sell to the girls who like pink stuff, mark the words of Dr. Dang lighters are out, and a pink match sticks are coming in, booo yaaaah. Anyway I have no idea who the chick with the pink head is, but she was kinda cute in a fifth element kinda way.