Oh the humanity of it, Katy Perry Cups em good, oh yeah. I am trying real hard not to photoshop Russel Brand into a naked dude, with an extended knacker sack into this photo. I fecking LOVE this picture. I don’t know and don’t really care what this is for but apparently she’s in Berlin for something, probably x-factor or other wank tv show.

Katy Perry Cups The Balls

p.s. Do you think Rusty Rockets ball hang that low ?

I wasn’t buying that this was Russel Brand at first, mostly because I just skimmed over the images. It seems these are from before he created his current ruffian type looking character, bit of a drastic change isn’t it ?

Russel Brand Naked

I guess least you know when Katy Perry finally lops off his nuts with a buzzido, you know what he looks like.

Picture: Unknown.

Why is that whenever I think Katy Perry, I always just think massive jugs, not about her music, altho lately I have also been thinking Dang Russel Brand is looking worn out and kinda skinny. You think Katy Perry is a sexual deviant nyphomaniac and she’s slowly draining the very life out of Rusty Rockets ?

Katy Perry Got Top Bollocks for Days

Anyway here they are at the EMI After Show Party, thats the Grammy Awards Show!

Pictures: Wenn

Katy Perry has been airing out the top bollocks this time at the Samsung Party in LA, fecked if I know why samsung was having a party, maybe because they was launching something new. I’m sort of disappointed with the amount of make-up she has on here, so I’m going to give Katy some advice, “TAKE RUSSEL WITH YOU”. When Russel Brand is with Katy she seems to turn her sexy on, but here other than the boobies its kinda boring.

Katy Perry at Samsung Party

Do you think she knows she has a disembodied hand following her?, anyway I’m still waiting on the Russel and Katy sex-tape.

Pictures by Pacific Coast News

I saw these photo’s and the first 5 of Katy Perry in a Corset was pretty much slapstick comedy quotes, so I was thinking thats not really what I’m abot. I’m a serious social and celebrity lifestyle commentator. I’m not Mr H, and I’m not deluded by feelings of grandure, so I thought I’d comment my daft comments to each photo.

Katy Perry In Leather Thigh Highs and A Corset

Katy Perry does look rather appealing in those Leather Thigh High boots and a Corset, a shame my compliment will be over-shadowed by my humour shortly.

Katy Perry Confused By Russel Brand Vanishing

You totally know she’s confused because Russel Brand has figured out the secret to invisibility, if you imagine an invisible Russel these photo’s are so much more fun. Click on more to see the rest and more comments.

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There isn’t alot to say about Katy Perry other than DANG THEM BRISTOLS ARE HUGE, I should also point that I insinuated on twitter to Russel Brand that he was bopping Katy Perry and now he is bopping her. I would PAY good money to see a sex video of them two, I can just see the whole 50 minute tape being @RustyRockets going on about her bristols and talking to them.

Katy Perry At Mika with Huge Bristols

Apparently this was at a Mika concert in Hollywood on a few days ago, totally wasted on Mika.

Photos By Pacific Coast News.