There is just something simply sexual about a girl, even Lindsay Lohan (who I actually would) licking a BFG, no not a Gig Friendly Giant, I mean a Big Fucking Gun. I was expecting something far more shall we say significant by the way of a gun from Rodriguez after the mods in Desperado and Death Proof / Planet Terror (Get Box Set Here)but that appears to be a Smith & Wesson .357 model 686 special with something like a 8-9 inch barrel, yeah I guess the barrel is a custom mod but its not really all that impressive.
Lindsay Lohan with a Custom 357 in Machete Promo Shots
Don’t get me wrong if Lindsay didn’t blow your lil head off, that gun sure as fuck would clear the other head off its shoulders in heart beat, even dirty harry would piss his pants like a baby if you pulled one of them out on him.
Planet Terror by Robert Rodriguez and Death Proof by Quentin Tarantino
Loud, fast, and proudly out of control, Grindhouse is a tribute to the low-budget exploitation movies that lurked at drive-ins and inner city theaters in the ’60s and early ’70s. Writers/directors Quentin Tarantino (Kill Bill) and Robert Rodriguez (Sin City) cooked up this three-hour double feature as a way to pay homage to these films, and the end result manages to evoke the down-and-dirty vibe of the original films for an audience that may be too young to remember them.
Tarantino’s Death Proof is the mellower of the two, relatively speaking; it’s wordier (as to be expected) and rife with pulp/comic book posturing and eminently quotable dialogue. It also features a terrific lead performance by Kurt Russell as a homicidal stunt man whose weapon of choice is a souped-up car. Tarantino’s affection for his own dialogue slows down the action at times, but he does provide showy roles for a host of likable actresses, including Rosario Dawson, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Rose McGowan, Sydney Poitier, and newcomer Zoe Bell, who was Uma Thurman’s stunt double in Kill Bill.
Director Robert Rodriguez (SIN CITY) pays homage to his favourite B-movies with PLANET TERROR, an old-fashioned zombie film that’s infused with enough gore and giggles to please even Peter Jackson (BAD TASTE). Rose McGowan (CHARMED) plays Cherry, a go-go dancer whose night is interrupted by a vicious zombie attack that leaves her missing a leg. Her ex-boyfriend, Wray (Freddy Rodriguez, SIX FEET UNDER), takes charge, fashioning her a new leg from a machine gun and killing zombies along the way. PLANET TERROR plays as a pleasing ode to the horror and exploitation films that once played in grimy grindhouses across the country. Rodriguez splashes plenty of blood, guts, and gore across the screen, while also taking the plot into some wonderfully bizarre territory.
At some point last summer (2008), there was rumours of a Barbarella was going to be remade with Jessica Alba picking up the title role which in 1968 was expertly portrayed by Jane Fonda, so needs someone with skills. This remake appears to actually be going ahead with Robert Rodriguez (Sin City, From Dusk Til Dawn and Planet Terror) already in place to direct it, so it should be prettygood.
Angelina Jolie vs. Megan Fox for Barbarella
Anyway last week MSN News reported that now Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox are both auditioning for the lead “Barbarella” role, now Megan Fox yeah she still auditions, and washes ferrari’s for roles but Angelia Jolie and Audition… in the same phrase ? Get Real!!!
