It has to be said I’m not much of a Rihanna fan, but I do like Rockstar and some of her other songs, and I do have a thing for freaky pierced girls, so I guess I can pass it. Since its lunch time and daytime hours on the Dangs birthday, I thought I’d post something more PG-13. The naughty goodness will continue when we’ll have some naked celebrity for dinner.

Rihanna Shows Nipple Ring

I think she would look way better with longer hair, the short hair just doesn’t quite suit her.

Pictures: Unknown

There are a number of questions that The Dang would like answering… Why are we here ?, Why are women so weird ? Is Elvis Really Dead ? but more importantly WHERE THE CROCODILE HAT DID RIHANNA GET THEM JUGS FROM ?. Them is some big ole titties she has been hiding somewhere.

Rihanna goes from 0-DDs in 60 Seconds

Picture: Fame Pictures

What the crocodile hat is this crap ? I mean seriously she’s riding the turret of what maybe the most ghastly tank EVER to be dreamed out,  and I know some seriously pink loving chicks. Now don’t even get me started by what the feck that is on her damned head. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE CAFFEINE!

Rihanna WTF

Man its looks like she is the result of Mickey Mouse having molested a Vulcan from Star Trek land.

Pictures: Fame Pictures

I know I’ve posted alot of Riannah lately, but just as quick as all the Rihanna stuff arrived it will also disappear and I’ll be back to posting whoever happens to be the paps flavour of the week. I think I’m going to post more models and Pornstars in the new year, because its always the same small group of Celebrities who get papped alot. Its Rihanna, Heidi Montag, Audrina Patridge, Lindsay Lohan, Miranda Kerr and the same old people over and over again.

Rihann Topless in Corset and Horns

I can’t make my mind up whether I’d risk getting little visitors downstairs (allegedly by Tila Tequila) to rock in Rihanna, I don’t think I would she’s just not rocking my boat that way.

Pictures: Rihanna’s People

Rihanna is playing with Machine guns which makes me jealous!. Have you all heard of the website I Want One of Those?, they can apparently get you anything you want, from a giftwrapped house, to a a night club to buy. Well I wanted a short barrell mini gun with the double number of barrells, so instead of 7-8 barrels I wanted the one with 13 tubes and about 250,000 rounds of it. They couldn’t get me one, I was most upset!

Rihanna Music Video Promo Shots for Hard

Anyway Rihanna is here playing with guns and filming for her next single’s video which is called Hard.

Pictures: Rihanna

I know I’m overloading you all with Rihanna at the moment but STI or Not, many of you will still rock her boat. G’wan admit it, if you knew you was going to catch visitors (which she denies), would you still tap that ass ? I don’t think I would, if it wasn’t Rihanna I may consider it but the whole Chris Brown thing has just turned me against Rihanna, first she’s standing by her man, then she’s sending him down the river now she’s playing us all. Clearly her mentor was busy buying diamonds and not controlling her. Anyway I kinda like this picture of her, not the subject but the actual picture.

Rihanna Topless on Cover of GQ

Picture: GQ