If the rumours (Daily Star) are to be believed Kim Kardashian may have rocked Peter Andre’s world in ways that Jordan can only dream of. Now let me make a VERY Clear and Public statement, if this is true I’m not going to say another bad word about Kimmy Kins until the end of the year, c’mon 6 months of niceness.

Kim Kardashian Nude in Bazaar

Seriously, Peter may have hit that… its about time he got into some decent tail

Peter Andre at World Music Awards

Its also about time Peter put hit cock in something good, instead of that hag. Altho for the love of all things holy, how the hell does a man pull when dressed that cheesy ?  I said I would be nice about Kimmy Pooh not Peter Pansy

Peter Andre Picture by Wire Image.
Kim Kardashian Picture by Bazaar.

Its that time again when you have to have a hoe a spade, because seriously a hoe is just a mini spade, and well Jordan is exactly that. Serious Katie, are you not getting the message that EVERYONE HATES YOU, and its stunts like this which scream rubbish parenting skills. It doesn’t matter if you have realised that the general public prefer Peter Durex to you, and your being nice about him, it won’t make us like you any more!

Katie Price with Daughter Princess

Incase anyone is wondering, with the above picture what I’m on about, the shocking picture of Princess Tiami is bear in mind the poor kid is only 2 years old has no real comprehension of what is going on, so leave the kid alone but Mummy is fair game.

Princess Tiami Price

As soon as Peter Andre was aware of this photo, he was issuing statements blasting Camp Jordan, and rightly he should. By the sound of the statement to The Daily Mail, His spokesperson said “Peter totally disagrees with anything like this. He has said in the past he hates Kate coloring Junior’s hair and straightening Princess’s.”.

Seriously Katie, what the hell are you letting happen to your daughter, Was your sister smokey smokey whacky baccy or something, your kids are not like toy puppies you can accessorise to fit your lifestyle!

Pictures: Unknown

I was reading this over on dListed and it made me squirt my Wild Turkey all over my keyboard, so f#&k you dListed, lucky for you that I have a spill guard because I’m used to that stuff happening hehehe. Incase your wondering I took the title of this post from the dListed page because it made me smile

Katie Prices New Man Looks Like Shrek

Anyway quote of the story that made me lose about a half a decent sized mouthful of Wild Turkey was this:

Katie confirmed to OK! (via The Sun) that she’s bumping bits with cage fighter Alex Reid. Yeah, he fights in cages for a living which is why his face looks like Harvey Price’s personal trampoline. Only a face like that can truly handle Katie’s labia lips. Source: dListed.

Now thats some funny sh#t aint it ?

I watched the TV on TV about jordans early rise to fame and I actually did find myself endearing myself to her, as she seemed like a genuinely likable person but at the documentary progressed, you could see her attitute changing and becoming a bit of a bitch. I was then reminded of all the stuff she said and did over the Pansy Andre and Piers Morgan things and using using the kids as a weopon and I think she’s a biznatch.

Pix by Flynet 2009

I’m still trying to figure out why she is on a Boat at Sea near Formentera in Spain wearing a crown ? Boat + Sea + Formentera + Jordan = Crown, I see said the blind man. Anyway she is shooting her new calendar, its a little late to be shooting her 2010 calendar but then with her resources I guess she could pull it off but they are supposed to be in the buys hands by Sept/Oct, but then I guess its a guaranteed seller isnt it.

There are loads moe pictures on The Grumpiest here.

This book needs no introduction, neither does Jordan ‘The Bitch’.

The hardback edition was the hottest seller of 2004. WH Smith cited it as the record holder for most copies of an autobiography sold in one week.

In fact it has turned out to be the surprise darling of the book trade! Now, at last, the paperback edition is available and Katie has brought it right up-to-date with full details of her love for Peter, their new life together, their engagement and their impending wedding.

She also reveals the projects she has been working on and what the future holds for her career. No book buyer will want to miss out on the next instalment of Katie’s life – so fasten your seatbelts for another rollercoaster ride.

About the Author
Jordan found fame as a Page 3 girl and went on to become one of the country’s favourite glamour girl, appearing on the cover of countless magazines.

Her appearance on I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here gave the world a glimpse of ordinary girl Katie Price. Her relationship with (more…)

Katie Price has led a rollercoaster life and the excitement, glamour and emotional twists and turns show no signs of slowing down.

Although happily married to Peter Andre, the past few years have been troublesome for Katie. She has overcome a string of fiercely emotional challenges: she has battled post-natal depression, endured a traumatic miscarriage and continually fought fears for the safety and health of her children and husband.

It has all undoubtedly taken its toll on her and placed great strains on her relationship. Katie has always been a strong, passionate, sensitive and independent woman but even she has been pushed to her limits.

Yet Katie’s spirit has always shone through and he enthusiasm and determination have seen her triumph: her career continues to go from strength to strength and her desire and appetite to succeed know no bounds. She has given birth to a beautiful daughter, Princess Tiaamii, too and despite everything that has been thrown at them, Katie (more…)