I remember reading about a teary eyed Katie Price, errrm Jordan saying she wasn’t really a party girl and wanted to be a good mum and look after her kids, and Peter Andre eerrm Pansy is saying she’s a bad mum blah blah.

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This is Katie Price aka Jordan leaving Panacea Night club in my home city of Manchester on the weekend just gone, first up Katie deary, WAKE UP AND SPELL THE DANG COFFEE, mothers stay at home and read books to their kids, and spend quality time not going out acting like lady godiva.

If you wanna play the innocent, STOP GOING OUT LIKE A SL*T!

Its not often that me and The Sun see eye to eye but after posting my Just Fuck Off Jordan entry (which I wrote a few days but but has only just come up in the queue.

For Pete’s Sake Shut Up, Jordan!

I saw this headline, and thought AT LAST!

Jordan, real name Katie Price, wrote on Twitter:
“Loving Ibiza, can’t wait to see my children when they’re back
from Cyprus!
“Pete being a true **** to me! He left me, not me leave him.”

I’ll tell you what, Katie, Try watching your own TV series and see why Pete had left you, your a mean ass cunt who treated him like shit, the poor bastard was clearly fucking punch drunk after how hard you pecked his nugget.

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