The title is actually quite misleading, but its the only new naked or nearly naked celebrity stuff I have to hand, to complete my birthday line up. Eva Mendes (Breakfast), Rihanna (Lunch), Kelly Brook (Dinner) and Paris Hilton (Dreamland) complete the day. Well actually its a lie, Paris Hilton would be my dreams, all that moula is regularly in my dreams. Did I mention because, I GOD DAMNED hate the sunglasses that look like them things, they are bloody bug eyed.

Paris Hilton Topless in Nuts Magazine

Anyway these pictures are clearly posed for, look at them, if she isn’t posing for a photographer she planted I’d be amazed.

Pictures: Nuts Magazine

A while ago I posted about How Christina and Avril Both Looked like Blow Up Dolls, well now Paris Hilton was out and about promoting her product which I think was a Blow Up Sex Doll. Seriously check out the pictures, she looks exactly like a blow up sex doll. I don’t actually careless what the hell she is promoting the pictures just made me smile.

Paris Hilton as a Blow-Up Doll

Monroe my arse, more like meagre

Pictures: Unknown

I usually beat on Paris Hilton but she hasn’t been looking too bad lately, what is compared to my top enemy of the times. Anyway we have proof right here that Paris Hilton goes out Commando style, you can clearly see she has no panties on under those pantyhose, you can also make a reasonable assumption that she is waxed and and smooth as a baby.

Paris Hilton Pantyhoses and No Panties

Ugh I really have thought a little bit too much about Paris Hilton’s lady garden!

Picture: Unknown

Every time I see Paris Hilton, I can’t help but think she has one eye bigger than the other, not that its a valid reason to kick her out bed. I mean seriously, have you seen One Night in Paris, she was a seriously boring bitch, that’s enough of a reason to kick her out of bed.

Paris Hilton in Sexy Little Blue Dress

Anyway these pictures were taken after the Letterman show, and it is a nice and sexy little blue dress, but those dodgy eyes are ruining it for me.

Pictures: Wenn and Flynet

Call Paris Hilton all you like but when compared to someone with a similar name, she’s all that and more. I ain’t into uber skinny socialite blondes, not even the money tempts to wanna give her some dang, but she’s amusing enough to watch. Here she is almost rockin out with her clam out

Paris Hilton Flashing Her Panties

I’ll give her this much, she has a peach of an ass…

Paris Hilton Got A Peachy Ass Shot

So yeah upskirt and ass, what more would you *want* to see ?, there are more pictures on the source link below

Pictures: Hot Celebs Home

I wonder what had made Paris Hilton decide that hanging out with her Sister Nicky Hilton so much now ? Maybe she has realise that painting the bentleys baby pink and baby blue was such a bad idea that she’s taking her much classier sister out, hoping some of that class will rub off on her ?

Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton

I stand by that Nicky is the better of the pair.