The title is actually quite misleading, but its the only new naked or nearly naked celebrity stuff I have to hand, to complete my birthday line up. Eva Mendes (Breakfast), Rihanna (Lunch), Kelly Brook (Dinner) and Paris Hilton (Dreamland) complete the day. Well actually its a lie, Paris Hilton would be my dreams, all that moula is regularly in my dreams. Did I mention because, I GOD DAMNED hate the sunglasses that look like them things, they are bloody bug eyed.

Paris Hilton Topless in Nuts Magazine

Anyway these pictures are clearly posed for, look at them, if she isn’t posing for a photographer she planted I’d be amazed.

Pictures: Nuts Magazine

I quite like this picture, the photoshopping is a little over-the-top but over all its nice. I can’t help but wonder, WHY for the love of god, so they have 3 buttons where her boobs are, clearly if you fastened them she’d end up bug eyed.

Kelly Brook in Nuts Magazine

I can’t help but think there is an air or Tanya Tate’s facial features in this picture of Kelly Brook, I guess the massive jugs also match Tanya Tate too.

Busty Pornstar Tanya Tate

I’m boggled as to how on earth Kelly Brook is single other than she wants a man like Sara Beverley Jones who wants:

“combination of victor webster/dwayne jonsson….athletic (but not an athlete can be retired athletebut vocused on business), intelligent, ambitious (great business mind), a sense of humour bit like russel brand (intellectual yet funny) ….but not arrogant! … down to earth”.

I told her I think I saw him in the shop on the aisle with Spirit Level Bubbles on, about half way down, between the Tartan Paint and Elbow Grease

Sara Beverley Jones

Its not really a surprise that more people delete me by the day is it

Rhian Marie Sugden is actually a Local Girl to Casa Van Dang but unfortunately as hot as she is, and pleasent she has possibly the second worst taste in men in history ever. Danni Wells is also looking pretty dang hot too, always hot when the magazines actually put 2 blondes or 2 brunettes together rather than a blonde and a brunette or something like that.

Rhian Marie Sugden and Danni Wells in Nuts Magazine

Both of these ladies have a Calendar out too, which the above links take you to buy.

Pictures by Nuts Magazine.

There are plenty of rather hot babes on British TV, and Hollyoaks has a habit of taking rough diamonds and polishing them up into FHM quality babes. Gemma Merna is just another one they have found somewhere in the ether of babes.

Gemma Merna form Hollyoaks in Nuts

I speak to Kitty Lea from time to time on facebook, inbetween her being a naughty girl and facebook spanking her just before they delete her. She is a very nice girl to chat to and fantastically good looking. Even if she is almost a Brummie, I’ll forgive her that She also lives with the almost as hot Kelly Noakes so in my little twisted world, I’m in the box room

You can see the rest of this photoset on Only Tease, which has half the models and hot girls on their site like Natasha Marley, Lindsey Strutt, Carole Hunt, Lucy Anne + Rachael B,  Gemma Massey and of course Michelle Marsh and Lucy Pinder so its worth signing up.

See More Kitty Lea

Lots more photo’s of the rather Kinky Looking Kitty Lea.