I’m not sure if Nicole Kidman has just been very passionately kissing with The Joker from Batman (The Dark Knight obviously the best) or she has found a secret cocaine stash and wasn’t very discrete. Seriously, is it actually make up or some sort of reflection from sequins or whatever ? It sure as hell looks like Class A, surely make up would be neater and not just ‘here and there’. I choose to believe she has been getting freaky with the Joker

Nicole Kidman's Been Making Out with The Joker

I don’t know what the hell that is on her on face, but given the amount of botox and stuff in her face, I expect her and joker are a match made in heaven.

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