Well clearly you guys suck monkey balls because she didn’t win it, the girl who won has a very generic and opposite look to last years winner so I guess there is reason in the madness. I couldn’t be arsed going to a club full of pretentious bourjois mo’feckers so I’m just going to link to the TillLate guys photo’s and jack a few of their images that I kinda liked.

Sara Beverley Jones and 2010 Miss Manchester

So yeah, Sara Beverley Jones (red) is 2009′s Miss Manchester and the bird on the right (blue) is Miss Manchester 2010, no idea who the hell she is, but I’m sure the name will become prominent as time goes by. As for Beckie, she was looking pretty hot on the night. I still think she should have some pink in her hair but what do I know, I only oogle babes all day

Beckie Armitt in Miss Manchester Show

There was a chick with a full on pink head, who kinda made me think of a new type of product to sell to the girls who like pink stuff, mark the words of Dr. Dang lighters are out, and a pink match sticks are coming in, booo yaaaah. Anyway I have no idea who the chick with the pink head is, but she was kinda cute in a fifth element kinda way.

Y’all know how Doctor Who, for no apparent reason transmogrifies into a new entity, and so here is Dr. Van Dangmeister!, only because I’m cooler than the mother fucking doctor, I have a reason for my resurrection from the ashes. I should add I’m so much cooler Shaft, so he was asking for advice, but then Chuck Norris turned up and knocked me 9 weeks into the future, so here I am.

Beckie Armitt for Miss Manchester

My current favourite hot bitch of the week is Beckie Armitt (right), oh yeah, giggity giggity ugh oh, uncle Quagmire Van Dang won’t be impressed.

Anyway the delectable Beckie Armitt Van Dang (a dude can dream am right?) is running for the Miss Manchester competition which the final is tomorrow night Friday the 7th May 2010 at the Bijou Club in Manchester. If you are in the area, get your arse over there, and cheer her on, else I’ll start posting pictures of Jackie Stallone and Donatella in their bikini’s, you know I’ll do that fO shizzle to you.

If you chat to her, tell her The Dangmeister said giggity giggity

When you have all screamed about how much you want her win, I’ll post some photo’s of the hottie for you all to drool over, but you gotta vote like you want it, g’wan shake ya money maker.