There is just something simply sexual about a girl, even Lindsay Lohan (who I actually would) licking a BFG, no not a Gig Friendly Giant, I mean a Big Fucking Gun. I was expecting something far more shall we say significant by the way of a gun from Rodriguez after the mods in Desperado and Death Proof / Planet Terror (Get Box Set Here)but that appears to be a Smith & Wesson .357 model 686 special with something like a 8-9 inch barrel, yeah I guess the barrel is a custom mod but its not really all that impressive.

Lindsay Lohan with a Custom 357 in Machete Promo Shots

Don’t get me wrong if Lindsay didn’t blow your lil head off, that gun sure as fuck would clear the other head off its shoulders in heart beat, even dirty harry would piss his pants like a baby if you pulled one of them out on him.

I’m kinda looking forward to seeing Machete, I kinda like watching Planet Terror and Death Proof back to back, and I also El Mariatchi, Desperado and Once Upon a Time in Mexico (Get Box Set Here) too, top night of movie entertainments right there.

Pictures: The Machete Promo Engine