Posts tagged: Linkfest

Nov 15 2009

Mid November Linkfest

I really don’t know if I like these link posts, but sometimes there is just too much going on, Kinda reminds me that the world doesn’t revolve around me… yeah like I’d ever realise that. I’m the dang to yin and yang :P

Mariah Carey Does Squats for Her Music Video of the Day – Drunek Stepfather.
She actually does look kinda hot.

Amy Winehouse Got Big Ole Lips –  Hollywood Rag.
Dang them some big ass lips!

Rihanna and Some Blonde in Fishnets –  Hollywood Tuna.
I should really be interested in this but I’m just not.

Jimmy Kimmel Slates Melissa Joan Hart – College Humor.
This had to hurt, Jesus Jimmy, you may may as hell just done the wrong hole dry.

Things You Need To Know: Katie Price Has Fucked Roxanne – dListed.
Well I guess someone has to do Jordan, or Panface right ?

Kirsten Stewart in Harpers Bazar – dListed.
She’s hot but pictures are kinda small.

Carrie Underwood Gives me Underwood – The Grumpiest.
Something about a hot chick in knee-socks and a mini-skirt.

Blake Lively Showing Off Tit of Her Day – Drunken Stepfather.
I should watch Gossip Girl on TV but I really can’t be arsed.

Mickey Rouke Fallen Asleep On Coke Mountain… Again – dListed.
What a way to sleep eh ?

Lil Kim’s Chained Up Breasts – Hollywood Rag.
Well I guess its one way to keep your puppies under control.

Katy Perry Practices Pumping for Russel –  Hollywood Tuna.
They say Russel Brand should be nicknamed Petrol Pump.

Audrina Patridge Pumps It – The Grumpiest.
Yawns… I’m out of pumping jokes so I’m bored now.

More Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures for Victoria’s Secret of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
Another hot bitch for Victoria’s Secret.

Pamela Anderson Launches New Purfume Malibu – Hollywood Rag.
Would you like to smell like Pammy ? Me, Neither.

Mariah Carey Isn’t Fat Bikini Pictures –  Hollywood Rag.
She looks kinda hot in a curvy chick kinda way.

Til next time.

Oct 30 2009

End of October Linkfest

Megan Fox Gets Curvy In Details – Popaholic.
I ain’t all that keen on these photo’s.

Drew Barrymore in 1995′s Playboy Nude. –  CityRag.
I remember this coming out shortly after I finished high school, man she was hot.

S.S. Preview of Keely Hazell’s 2010 “Erotic” Calendar – Yeeeah.
I ain’t so sure this is Erotic but whatever.

Melanie Brown as Pamela Anderson if she fell asleep in a tanning bed.  - ICYDK.
This is both a little scary and kinda horny at the same time.

Marge Simpson Gets Nude for Playboy -   Yeeeah.
This is some fucked up shizzle.

Amy Winehouse Definitely has Implants –  The Superficial.
Yup she certainly has.

Megan Fox Won An Award – IDLYITW.
BORED BORING!

Lohan Nipple Slipple –  Egotastic.
Yawn…

Kim Kardashian Gets Paid Too Much – Celeb Slam.
Really… You don’t say… ?

Pamela Anderson is Scary – Celeb Slam.
I’d rock it, just so she could phone Tommy up and tell him how much bigger and better I was.

Tara Palmer Tomkinson WTF – Yeeeah.
Have some respect woman, join Sophie Anderton and sell that ass.

When Hag Meets Haggard: Miley Cyrus’ SATC Cameo – Yeeeah.
Miley Cyrus looks like Khloe Kardashian!

Oct 10 2009

October Linkfest Not Octoberfest

Well its October and Germany is the place to be for Octoberfest but since you’re not in germany or going to germany or not even interested in what I’m saying, you’re stuck with Linkfest instead.

Marge Simpson Posing Nude for Playboy… Seriously! – PopEater.
Dang the Japanese Anime Porn is taking over the US.

Kate Beckinsale in Leather – Hollywood Tuna.
Highly disappointed there was no toe involved here.

Mariah Carey Hides Her Fat In Black - Hollywood Tuna.
Big ole bootay!

Hayden Panettiere kissing Madeline Zima – The superficial.
Yeah yeah whatever.

How Many Famewhores Can You Fit On One Cover? (Kardashian) – dListed.
Clearly Mucho and 50c Cheaper than some other emergency toilet paper.

Katy Perry’s Boobs Unleashed In Paris Fashion Week - Hollywood Tuna.
Big ole boobies.

Wacko Jacko Was Healthy A Healthy 50yr Old Man!.  – Allie Is Wired
I guess Healthy really is subjective, since the dude was clearly not on the same planet as me.

Courtney Love See-Thru Nipples – TaxiDriverMovie.
Ain’t no secret I’m into a freaky bizzle, but DANG!

Drew Barrymore Looking Hot! – Holy Taco.
Hot Diggity Dang!

Abigail Clancy Shows Verne Troyer – Hollywood Tuna.

Olivia Wilde from House M.D. At Some Premiere or Party – IDLYITW
I like house, but this bitch looks hotter in House Than in Reality.

Britney Spears is a Cowgirl and Looks Smokin’ Hot - Hollywood Tuna
Britney’s breaver is already half destroyed but I’d perform a Coup De Grace on that thang!

Micheal Bay Taunts Megan Fox Like A Remmy – Hollywood Rag.
This sh#t is about as convincing as Lady GaGa,
I’ll tell you what I told Jordan about her book, I ain’t buying it!

Kristin Cavallari Reveals Brody Jenner Was Boring in Bed – Gabby Babble.
I got 5 on it, like the Luniz that says Spencer Pratt will get a similar headline.

How Many Famewhores Can You Fit On One Cover?

That

Sep 30 2009

End of September Linkfest

Yeah I know I said I didn’t know if, I’d do another one of these but only so much sh#te can come out of my mouth before the trashman has to come shovel out my mouth, and until he comes I can’t spew much more out.

Rihanna May or May Not Be See Thru - Drunken Stepfather.
I don’t believe a word of it, that DS’s eyes are too tired!

Heather Locklear is the new Melrose Place MILF - Popbytes.
Well in the old series, she was the one who you always wanted to Nut.

Fergie is Sexy in Singapore – Just Jarod.
Fergie is apparently sexy in Singapore.

K-Fat Joins Celebrity Fit Club - The Blemish.
Like this wasn’t the pricks plan from day one!

 Amanda Seyfried Says Fox Kiss Was Very Feminine - Pop Eater.
Yeah feminine like kissing a queen bee.

 Lindsay Lohan Worried About Her Repuation - CelebSlam.
What Fu#king rep and career ?

Holly Madison and Aubrey O’Day Make A Fine Pair - Hollywood Tuna
I much prefer Aubrey to Holly, Holly looks a little too fake.

Megan Fox is Convicted Theif – Hollywood Rag. 
Well well well the sun doesn’t shine out of her ass after all.

 Megan Fox on the Cover of Nylon Magazine – Just Jarad.
Megan Fox’s omnipotance continues for another magazine.

 Vanessa and Hayden at Fresh Music Event – Just Jarad.
Where are the dodgy phone pictures of Hayden ?

Sep 20 2009

Mid September Linkfest

I normally don’t post a list of links because I like talking, erm typing but there is so much around and I don’t have that many opinons, so I thought I’d just post a few links.

Vanessa Hudgens is Alluring.
Popoholic But she is still wearing clothes, so BORING!

It [Lady GaGa] Was Drunk.
IDLYITW – Drunk is no excuse for taking that home.

Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried’s Kiss Scene.
Drunken Stepfather – I wanted to post this, but didnt.

Remember I said I didn’t have enough opinions ? Well I lied… SUCKERS!

Obama Thinks Kanye West is a Jack Ass.
IDLYITW – Can’t argue with that.

Obama Really Did Call Kanye A Jack Ass.
Celebslam – Nuff Said.

Jennifer Lopez Photoshoot.
RedBalcony – Dang she looking fine.

Celebrity Tramp Stamps.
Cityrag -  I’m torn on this one.

Salma Hayek’s A Hot MILF Mess.
Hollywood Tuna – I’d Still Hit It… Twice.

Victoria Beckham Is A Work of Art.
Hollywood Rag – More like piece of work.

Charlize Theron Like It Dark.
Hollywood Tuna – OK, It does look kinda BJ-esque.

 Katie Price Says Her Rapist Is A Celebrity.
dListed – Talk to the hand bizzle.

I don’t know if or when I’ll post another one of these but keep an eye out :)

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