There is just something simply sexual about a girl, even Lindsay Lohan (who I actually would) licking a BFG, no not a Gig Friendly Giant, I mean a Big Fucking Gun. I was expecting something far more shall we say significant by the way of a gun from Rodriguez after the mods in Desperado and Death Proof / Planet Terror (Get Box Set Here)but that appears to be a Smith & Wesson .357 model 686 special with something like a 8-9 inch barrel, yeah I guess the barrel is a custom mod but its not really all that impressive.
Lindsay Lohan with a Custom 357 in Machete Promo Shots
Don’t get me wrong if Lindsay didn’t blow your lil head off, that gun sure as fuck would clear the other head off its shoulders in heart beat, even dirty harry would piss his pants like a baby if you pulled one of them out on him.
I don’t know who this Tyler Shields guy who took the photo’s of Lindsay Lohan but his styling is quite nice, altho I would never have guess it was Linda Lovelace without the caption saying so. Anyway now Lindsay is a hardened institutionalised jail bird, and been made to bend over for the soap so someone can poke her firecrotch or whatever they do in female prisons. You have to remember us guys have only see porno’s of all female prisons and thats how it goes in them.
Lindsay Lohan Sexy as Linda Lovelace
You know that Lohan would be passed around the female prisoners like a bong at a stoner party.
Barely a day goes by where we don’t hear about Lindsay Lohan being drunk, in court, in rehab or in some other way caining that sexy lil body and big ole jugs. What’s a miracle is how hot she looks after a few fire trucks power washing her, scrubbing her clean, and a few days without the beer. Who’d have thought such a lil firecrotch body could take such a pounding, makes you wonder how rough you could get
Lindsay Lohan for GQ Germany
I really need to sort my attraction to batshit crazy bitches, because I really would rag her sensless.
What the feck is wrong me, Lindsay Lohan is actually looking pretty damned hot here. I get the feeling its kinda Ironmanesque or something like that. What does concern me though is the “dot-to-dot” style freckles on her upper thighs eheheheh. I’m having a hot-red-head day today, since I was perving over my friend Laura-Jane’s new pictures a few days ago so I’m blaming this moment of lohaness on her.
The firecrotch that is Lindsay Lohan has dyed the Match Top jet black, I have to say if it wasn’t for the daft orange tan, she would look kinda hot. I think ginger chicks, or those with naturally pale freckly skin rarely look good with an orange tan not that anyone looks good kinda orange. Some how the pale English rose complexion always looks way better on such people.
Lindsay Lohan's Black Hair and Boobage
Anyway check out those knockers, that’s some impressive Boobage!
I’ll give Lindsay Lohan this much, she has some pretty fecking amazing boobage going on in L’Uomo Vogue Magazine, this is yet another Magazine that I have no fecking idea about but as per usual, I don’t actually care less. OK so I googled it, its an Italian mag.
Lindsay Lohan Amazing Boobage
This could well actually be one of the best pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s fantastic titties.
