Well the Dangmeister has been a little quiet of late because it was my sisters wedding a few days ago and I’ve been busy hiding from the Future Ex-Mrs Van Dang (Beckie), if she can’t find me, she can’t call the wedding off . Anyway Finally found a sucker stupid enough to take my sister away, I didn’t even have to pay this one, but I did reinforce the fact that I am not fecking Argos and there is NO RETURNS, and you can stuff your statutory rights

Kerry Louise Love

Nice to touch, nice to hold, now consider it sold!

In other news, I’m kinda liking Kerry Louise Love, bitch is fecking bonkers. Unlike lots of girls she’s a darling, if you ever talk to her you’ll totally want to keep her. There is trouble brewing between The Dang and Kerry tho, we have the same taste in women, so we are going to have to fight for I’m going to get beaten up over Delta White.

Kerry just posted this picture (right) which is from filming Cockwhores for TVX or something. She kinda looks like some of the girls I have woken up next to in the morning, only she looks HOT!

Usually I open my eyes, roll over and see girls like this and I mumble to myself ‘I’m never drinking again… this week’.

I’m going to text the minx now, AGAIN!

I was just skimming over Kerry Louise’s blog, I talk to Kerry on facebook a fair bit, but we havent yet crossed paths at any of the parties of shows. I just saw this picture and well… I got a thing for freaky chicks and she looks hot in this picture, so The Dangmeister is going to have to try harder to get me some Kerry Lovings…

Kerry Louise Love

You can see more of Kerry Louise on her blog…