So The Dangmeister appeared at The ETO Show 2010 in Birmingham, I got all kinds of lazy and couldn’t be bothered stalking Miss Kerry Louise Love so I just sent her a text asking where she was, then I didn’t bother hunting her down. Yeah, I’m a really crappy stalker, but I did eventually go down go and meet Ms Love for a chat, and she is Coolio, I gave her a lil gift that I knew she would like too and she got all happy and stuff. I was actually imagining her giggles, squeals to be quite like Charlie running around in circles

Ava Blue Got Danged!

I also ran into Ava Blue who was a delight to meet and chat too, although she was clearly just a little bit Bat Shit crazy, but hey The Dang loves his Bat Shit crazy bitches, its what bakes his beans Anyway some how (I know how), she wound up with my tie and looking crazy hot, so I just had to take a photo or 2 of that. Oh yeah The Dangmeister has his own range of ties, I always say If your going to get kinky and tie people up do it in style.

Picture: Steve Van Dang

Right about now, The Dang is hiding behind a bush/tree/house/car/person and waiting to catch a glimpse of Miss Kerry Louise Love (see pic below), I decided just for fun I would stalk Miss Love, she lovers it really Right now is the ETO Awards Show, which is packed with porn stars, bitches and ho’s**, that kid in sixth sense she’s dead people, I see hot people, there fucking everywhere!

Kerry Louise Love in her Car

I’d need more than my Nova to rag that arse, bring on the escort cosworth and lets rag-a-muffin

** – Just for reference the difference between a bitch and a ho, the ho sleeps with everyone, the bitch with everyone but me, so yeah lots of bitches here tonight

Well the Dangmeister has been a little quiet of late because it was my sisters wedding a few days ago and I’ve been busy hiding from the Future Ex-Mrs Van Dang (Beckie), if she can’t find me, she can’t call the wedding off . Anyway Finally found a sucker stupid enough to take my sister away, I didn’t even have to pay this one, but I did reinforce the fact that I am not fecking Argos and there is NO RETURNS, and you can stuff your statutory rights

Kerry Louise Love

Nice to touch, nice to hold, now consider it sold!

In other news, I’m kinda liking Kerry Louise Love, bitch is fecking bonkers. Unlike lots of girls she’s a darling, if you ever talk to her you’ll totally want to keep her. There is trouble brewing between The Dang and Kerry tho, we have the same taste in women, so we are going to have to fight for I’m going to get beaten up over Delta White.

Kerry just posted this picture (right) which is from filming Cockwhores for TVX or something. She kinda looks like some of the girls I have woken up next to in the morning, only she looks HOT!

Usually I open my eyes, roll over and see girls like this and I mumble to myself ‘I’m never drinking again… this week’.

I’m going to text the minx now, AGAIN!

I was just skimming over Kerry Louise’s blog, I talk to Kerry on facebook a fair bit, but we havent yet crossed paths at any of the parties of shows. I just saw this picture and well… I got a thing for freaky chicks and she looks hot in this picture, so The Dangmeister is going to have to try harder to get me some Kerry Lovings…

Kerry Louise Love

You can see more of Kerry Louise on her blog…