Posts tagged: Kelly Brook

Aug 31 2010

Kelly Brook Naked for Love Magazine in the UK

This weekend has been Gay Pride formerly Mardi Gras in Manchester, I didn’t really attend it tho. I did work the event back in the 90s when it was still fresh. It seems to have gone all about the money these days and segregation, they seem to have decided that they want to separate the gay, lesbian or bi people from the straight people. Which in my opinion goes against what the Mardi Gras used to be all about, which it unity and acceptance with a time to let your hair down and be yourself. Anyway why am I going on about Gay Pride, well Love Magazine sounds like it would be a gay/lesbian magazine.

Kelly Brook Naked in Love Magazine

Kelly Brook Naked in Love Magazine

I don’t know if it is, just saying it sounds like one :)

Aug 16 2010

Kelly Brook Naked in Playboy for Dinner

Well I post a lot of Kelly Brook despite the fact I don’t especially find her that hot, but I do have to say the curves are kinda nice. I would love to post more of these photo’s as there are around 30 in total, but I know for a fact that Playboy would hunt me down and kick my back door in until I cried like a baby, and well I like my back door so no thanks. Not such a good birthday present now is it :P

Kelly Brook Naked for Playboy

Kelly Brook Naked for Playboy

SEE ALL THE PHOTOS HERE

Pictures: Playboy

Jul 20 2010

Kelly Brook Got Camel Toe for Days

I seem to be posting alot of Kelly Brook lately so thought I’d post the Camel Tie picture, I’m not really that fussed but why the hell not give the people what they want. I always wonder when famous girls wear leggings like this, WHY don’t you wear a pad or something, you must know for a fact that paps are around and if you got ya axe wound on show its going to be published ?

Kelly Brook's Camel Toe

Kelly Brook's Camel Toe

I can only assume they know and they want the attention.

Jul 15 2010

Kelly Brook is Bursting Out of Her Jacket

I quite like this picture, the photoshopping is a little over-the-top but over all its nice. I can’t help but wonder, WHY for the love of god, so they have 3 buttons where her boobs are, clearly if you fastened them she’d end up bug eyed.

Kelly Brook in Nuts Magazine is Bursting-Out

Kelly Brook in Nuts Magazine

I can’t help but think there is an air or Tanya Tate’s facial features in this picture of Kelly Brook, I guess the massive jugs also match Tanya Tate too.

Busty Pornstar Tanya Tate

Busty Pornstar Tanya Tate

I’m boggled as to how on earth Kelly Brook is single other than she wants a man like Sara Beverley Jones who wants:

“combination of victor webster/dwayne jonsson….athletic (but not an athlete can be retired athletebut vocused on business), intelligent, ambitious (great business mind), a sense of humour bit like russel brand (intellectual yet funny) ….but not arrogant! … down to earth”.

I told her I think I saw him in the shop on the aisle with Spirit Level Bubbles on, about half way down, between the Tartan Paint and Elbow Grease :P

Sara Beverley Jones

Sara Beverley Jones

Its not really a surprise that more people delete me by the day is it :P

Jul 08 2010

Kelly Brook’s Looking Ripped and Toned

I kinda have a love hate thing with Kelly Brook sometimes she looks tasty but others she looks a bit ummm. In this one she is looking all ripped up, someone has been seriously working those abs in the gym, and I can’t help but wonder how far this will go, muscular women are good  but they gotta look right, and frankly Kelly Brook yelling Beeeeeeeeefffccaaaaaaake just wouldn’t look right by the same token not sure she’ll look hot if she loses more weight, so lets hope this is as far as she goes with weight loss and muscles.

Kelly Brook got a Ripped Stomach

Kelly Brook got a Ripped Stomach

Picture: Flynet

Jun 03 2010

Kelly Brook is All Kinds of Dangerous in FHM

I’m kinda digging the concept in these photo’s of Kelly Brook, I’m not so sure if they are overall what I would expect from FHM though, they are kinda moody and atmospheric which isn’t really FHM style , its usually lip gloss and glamour. I think I’m liking them, but they are a grower so I’ll appreciate them more over time.

Kelly Brook gets Dangerous for FHM

Kelly Brook gets Dangerous for FHM

You totally know the Lion behind her (left) is looking at Kelly Brook and thinking “Ummmm BBQ Human Legs”, and the Lion on the right (in front) is going “Nah… seen more meat on legs out of a birds nest mate, you can have her”.

Kelly Brook gets Dangerous for FHM

Kelly Brook gets Dangerous for FHM

Now here the Lion is going “Sorry, Love not tonight…”, I’m kinda thinking there is a lot photoshop trickery here, way more than was needed but whatever, I still kinda like the extravagant nature of the images. I think this is my favourite though, just like the idea of an 8-9 stones skinnie minnie wrestling against a 50-60 stone beast of wild jungle fury.

Pictures: FHM

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