I don’t really have any news to post with these other than look at the size of them big ole titties. No wonder Russell Brand is going straight, he’s fucking exhausted from lifting them bad boys up. It seems that Katy Perry is featuring on Snoop Dogs new album, and his new album is ‘female friendly’. HELLO SNOOP, YOU’RE A GANGSTER RAPPER!

Katy Perry Topless in Esquire Magazine

I know its been a while but seriously man, has Katy got her feminine claws into the snoop for real ?. I am seriously hoping some ‘leaked’ images appear that show them bad boys off, but this is Esquire so I doubt that would happen.

Pictures: Esquire Magazine

I feel all kinds of dirty, but I think I like it!, I have posted about 5 x recently about Katy Perry, but this one is the worst. I kinda feel the need to tie her up like this with hinged handcuffs and get the kinda freaky that would make Russell go “Dang!”, but now I feel all dirty and stuffs. This is apparently Katy Perry arriving at the X-Fact0r Audition, where she was standing in a Guest Judge as a  for someone who was up the duff, dunno who but then I don’t really care.

Katy Perry Get X-Rated at X-Factor

Picture: Wenn.com

The Dang hasn’t really seen Esquire in the supermarket for a while, but I think this maybe a good enough reason to hunt it down and buy me a copy. Katy Perry is looking a lil Hepburnesque or would that be Hepburnesquire? Either way I’m not that keen on the hair but I am happy to finally see those bad boys unleashed but kinda gutted that its Russell Brand who is getting to slap them titties around.

Katy Perry Topless in Esquire UK

Picture: Esquire UK (IMC Magazine)

I kinda think as much as Katy Perry has calmed Russell Brand, I think Russell Brand has calmed Katy Perry and made her look pretty fucking hot. I still remember posting on Twitter the day before Russell Slipped Katy Perry his Rusty Rocket. He tweeted he was on the same floor as her at the hotel, so I posted he was gonna slip her his rusty rocket (his twitter name) in reply and then it came out he had hehehe.

Katy Perry Hotness at Much Music Awards

Katy Perry totally needs to be Danged, just for the hell of it. Russell can watch if he likes

Picture: Wenn.com

I really have lost it for Katy Perry, it was all looking so good, her time with Russell Brand at the beginning made her look smouldering but now she has gone back to her stupid comic book looks and that just doesn’t get Mini Van Dang pumping. Maybe some 15 year old lad who plays Warhammer and whacks off over Jessica Rabbit and Manga but The Dang just doesn’t roll like that.

Katy Perry wants Motor Boating

I guess the fact she has big ass boobies is the main reason I keep writing her about her, so ignore the boat race and concentrate on the motor boating

That is assuming the bright blue hair doesn’t blind you!

Pictures: Wenn

The first thing I thought when I saw these shots of Katy Perry in Nylon Magazine was, its a Madonna from Whose That Girl in the 80s throw back movie. She looks kinda hot with the 1980s trashy garb on, so I guess I’ll let her off for that one.

Katy Perry in Nylon Magazine

Yeah thats def growing on me.

Pictures: Nylon Magazine