What the feck is that crazy tart thinking… I wonder, do her baby clothes come with a ‘pimp my daughter make-up kit and a padded bra’ or what ?

Seriously is there no limit to the depths she will go to turn a quick quid around. I would rather submit my imaginary daughter from my pretend future ex-wife to chemical testing than put a quid in Jordan’s pocket. I guess by the looks of that mountain on the left (right of pic) of her chin and the darkness under the eyes and leathery look she may have already undergone rigorous chemical injections

Katie Price Baby Clothes

C’mon UK when are we going to get some new fresh woman meat to replace this tangoed looking leather ?

Pictures: Fame Pictures

Katie Price aka Jordan was at the Launch of the new series of her TV Show on ITV2 in the UK, and to be honest, no one is in the least bit interested. Jordan is having problems understanding that her time in the light is OVER!, and she is the architect of her own demise. If she wasn’t such a horrid hag, she would still be loved by millions, her aspirations to be a TV star and greed for the pennies spelled her doom out.

Katie Price at TV2 Show Launch

I wonder when she’ll get the hint and just feck off!, look at the toll all that surgery has taken on her boat race.

Pictures: Flynet

Its that time again when you have to have a hoe a spade, because seriously a hoe is just a mini spade, and well Jordan is exactly that. Serious Katie, are you not getting the message that EVERYONE HATES YOU, and its stunts like this which scream rubbish parenting skills. It doesn’t matter if you have realised that the general public prefer Peter Durex to you, and your being nice about him, it won’t make us like you any more!

Katie Price with Daughter Princess

Incase anyone is wondering, with the above picture what I’m on about, the shocking picture of Princess Tiami is bear in mind the poor kid is only 2 years old has no real comprehension of what is going on, so leave the kid alone but Mummy is fair game.

Princess Tiami Price

As soon as Peter Andre was aware of this photo, he was issuing statements blasting Camp Jordan, and rightly he should. By the sound of the statement to The Daily Mail, His spokesperson said “Peter totally disagrees with anything like this. He has said in the past he hates Kate coloring Junior’s hair and straightening Princess’s.”.

Seriously Katie, what the hell are you letting happen to your daughter, Was your sister smokey smokey whacky baccy or something, your kids are not like toy puppies you can accessorise to fit your lifestyle!

Pictures: Unknown

I posted the other day about a Magazine Cover I saw, where Jordan was saying she can’t understand why everyone hates her so much. So you’d think she’d be the perfect mother and woman and make everyone realise she isn’t an evil viper, but NOOOOO not Jordan. It turns out that Alex Reid got out the big brother house and finished his duties, then crawled back to the skank her, and then Katie Price dumped the kids with the Nanny and fecked off to Las Vegas to party with Alex. THIS IS WHY WE DON’T LIKE YOU KATIE, HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOO!

Jordan aka Katie Price Dumps Kids

Seriously, We all know Peter Andre is missing his testicals because they have been injected into Jordan’s lips, but he ran over to pick the kids up like a good mummy daddy according to The Sun Newspaper. It turns out that they may have eloped to Las Vegas to get married, well it looks like leached is becoming the leach on the back of big brother.

Pictures: Wenn and Bauer Griffin

I was walking through the supermarket earlier and I saw one of the gossip magazines, which had an interview with Jordan on the cover and the headline was “Jordans Shocked: Why does everyone hate me ?”, or something like that. I remember thinking, BECAUSE A CNUT!?!, which part do you not get ? You treated Peter like shit on Katie and Peter for the world to see, you fucked him about playing head games and used your kids as weapons against him for the whole world to see.

Jordan aka Katie Price at The Ivy

Clearly Alex Reid was punch drunk, oe just plain stupid to have been used, abused and discarded like he was TWICE, but hey no accounting for taste, but of course everyone hates you!

I posted Christina Hendricks Ginger Globes last week, and now its time for Katie Price to muscle in on the action with her own Ginger Globes or rather Orange Globes. Its been a while since I gave Jordan a good lashing, and that’s not lashing in a good way either.

Katie Price's Orange Globes at The National TV Awards

I’ll give her this much, They are certainly pendulous globes.

Pictures: Wenn