It would appear that Megan Fox is Chopped Liver, her latest film Jennifers Body has flopped in way that only a 500lb man diving off a high board into a pool can appreciate, she should stick to working with the professionals and look forward to the next Transformers movie and shut the f#ck up about Micheal Bay.
Megan Fox - Jennifer's Body promo
As corruptable and potentially filthy as Megan Fox looks in her cheer leader outfit, the box office wasn’t all that convinced. I guess if all else fails she can get a job on Girls Gone Wild or as Micheal Bays Valet ? I guess he’s getting bags of cash thrown at him and will need someone to wash all his new Ferrari’s and Stuff.
1. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs – $30.1 million
2. The Informant! – $10.5 million
3. Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself – $10 million
4. Love Happens – $8.45 million
5. Jennifer’s Body – $6.8 million
Oh Dear Megan Fox, barely over the half way mark to double figures, give up Megan, you’ll make more than that in a porn box office.
I’m getting kinda bored of hearing about Megan Fox but people seem to wanna hear about her judging by the traffic. Anyway since she f#cks men, and women but is secure in bisexuality, she talks alot of sh#t.
“I have no question in my mind about being bisexual,” she goes on in Esquire (Magazine). “But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”
Now I’m not a smart man, but since she does men too, doesn’t that mean she should be a lesbian ?, anyway since I made you read this crap, at least enjoy the wallpaper.
This poster has been around a week but since everyone else was all over it, and I had other Megan Fox stuff to post I just left it in the pile. What I haven’t seen is someone actually translate the Spanish on the poster into English, so the Dangmeister has translated for you.
Megan Fox Translated Jennifers Body Poster
Here are a few of my favourite stills that are doing the rounds…
Yeah yeah yeah I know loads of Megan Fox lately but what can I say she is very good at what she does, she may act dumb but she knows exactly what she is doing. I just wish she would just say look all your geeks, you can wank over me all you want but you aint getting none, rather than playing us all.
Megan Fox on Cover of Sci-Fi Now Magazine
She’s taking over the US magazine covers with her new film Jennifers Body, I’m pretty sure everyones going to go and see it, just to see if all the hype is worth while.
Megan Fox - Jennifers Body
I mean she’s an sexual predator who happens to be a high school girl AND a cheer leader (see above image), giggity giggity goo. I don’t even really like Megan Fox but that combo is even selling it to me
I quite like this video, its quite realistic and believable until she says, “I say Fuck ‘Em, coz they don’t know shit”, then it dawns on you its not real and just a promotional stunt for Jennifers Body.
The Full Dialogue is: “Every year, thousands of kids enter our high schools, succumbing to terrible peer pressure. Let’s face it, high school can be tough and kids can be cruel. Picking on others for just being different.
“Well, I say fuck ‘em cos they don’t show shit. What really matters is being yourself and if that includes slowly killing and then eating every boy at your school, well then I say do it. Because nothing’s more important than just being who you are.”
Well some people have dreamed about this being real, but I aint a nasty person. I may joke about wishing someone would break her jaw but, I’m just not like that. Either way here is a picture from the front of Fangoria (Fans of Gore and Guts) Magazine, she’s on the cover of that too hehe.
Megan Fox Fangoria Magazine Cover
I’m pretty sure everyones Megan Fox oral fixation fantasies have gone down the pan after looking at them gnashers.
