Posts tagged: Jennifer Aniston

Sep 23 2009

Jennifer Aniston Needs It

Given Jennifer Aniston‘s history of men, or rather worms that she seems to date alot, I think she needs something better and these photo’s are making me think about getting in line because DANG! she looks really really hot.

Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston

C’mon look at that body and curves of her hips and ass, they are begging to be your cow girl, now this next picture is more seductive rather than provocative like the above.

Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston

Sep 23 2009

He’s Just Not That Into You [DVD] [2009]

He's Just Not That Into You [DVD] [2009]

He’s Just Not That Into You – DVD

Boasting enough marquee names for three films, HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU is a star-studded comedy about love and relationships.

Director Ken Kwapis (LICENSE TO WED) reigns over an impressive cast: Jennifer Aniston, Ben Affleck, Justin Long, Bradley Cooper, Ginnifer Goodwin, Jennifer Connelly, producer Drew Barrymore, Kevin Connolly, and Scarlett Johansson.

Each of the nine major characters has his or her own plot–a woman desperate to get married after seven years of dating, a man tempted to cheat on his wife, a young woman who just wants her date to call her, etc.–but everyone is connected through work, marriage, or friendship, drawing the characters and their stories together.

Goodwin might be flanked by much larger stars–especially Aniston, Affleck, Barrymore, Connelly, and Johansson–but the adorable actress is the highlight of this film. Though her character’s borderline obsessive efforts at love invite squirms and cringes from the audience, Goodwin’s (read more and buy here…)

Aug 27 2009

Jennifer Aniston Bummed

I saw this photo and decided to take it out of context and not really tell you much more about it other than it looks like Jennifer Aniston just just dry bum humped and she totally wasn’t expecting it. I guess it beats being bundled into the boot / trunk of a car.

Jennifer Aniston Bummed

Jennifer Aniston Bummed

Aug 21 2009

Jennifer Aniston Looks Hot in Elle Magazine

Jennifer Aniston, despite being dumped by a guy she went one 1 date with for Renee Zellweger, umm of all the people to have been dumped for it was big butt herself.

Jennifer Aniston on The Cover of Elle Magazine

Jennifer Aniston on The Cover of Elle Magazine

Rather tasty indeed, despite being like forty she is hot.

Aug 07 2009

Jennifer Aniston Is A Smuggler

Jennifer Aniston is most definitely a peanut smuggler, check out them bullet nipples again, you could really hang clothing on them peg nipples. They are so hard that if you had a musket and you ran out of bullets you could cut them off and use them to kill people.

Jennifer Aniston Has Bullet Nipples 1

Jennifer Aniston Has Bullet Nipples

Look at them, you could take my eye out with them bad boys, while your looking, them hips most certainly need grabbing, anyway here is the close you all your dirty fekkers are waiting for.

Jennifer Aniston Has Bullet Nipples Close Up

Jennifer Aniston Has Bullet Nipples Close Up

Jul 31 2009

Jennifer Aniston is Smuggling Peanuts!

Someone call security, Jennifer Aniston is doing a piss poor job of smuggling these peanuts, I mean seriously no one is looking at your boatrace love, at least find a better place too hide them, maybe with the ping pong balls ?

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Apparently this is what she looks like when she arrives to work, its to do with new movieĀ or whatever she’s doing since Rachel Green, Geller, Bing whatever went off the air, its called ‘The Bounty’, maybe you know what it is but I don’t and I don’t care :P

There is a disturbing lack of pictures of Jennifer Aniston with her jugs out, maybe its for health and safety reasons, she’s scared of taking someones eyes clean out their head ? What is concerning, is it appears she does have a BRA under her t-shirt, as you can see an outline of something over her left boob (right side of pic), so jesus how hard must they have been ?

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