Apparently there is a sex tape of girl on girl action between Karissa Shannon and Heidi Montag, I say apparently because Karissa says “I heidi my tongue in her, oh yeah giggity giggity” and Montag says “Oh no she didn’t video it, nuh huh”. Well actually I just made those quotes up because it was funnier, but the gist is the same. Heidi DOESN’T deny the lady loving or muff diving but denies the existing of a tape.

Karissa Shannon at Millions of Milkshake

Now it turns out Spencer Prickk stole the video camera off Karissa and is now trying to sell it to Steven at Vivid. COME ON PEOPLES ITS JUST THE LATEST THING FOR Z1 LISTERS TO DO! If your really interested in seeing what happens when Sindy and Barbie get naked on video go over and check out the full story with some facts here, I say facts because I make most what I say up.

I really didn’t realise just how big that Pratt had made Heidi Montag get her boobs inflated too, they really are of epic proportions. I guess on the upside albeit Montag is pretty dense she’s not a wicked bitch like Jordan so I guess I’ll join the queue to bop Heidi in an uncomfortable place. Its about time to had Jordanesque boobies on a chick we would actually wanna get down and freaky with.

Heidi Montag Massive Boobies

Montag is far from perfect but you know, LOOK AT THEM BOOBIES!

Pictures: Splash News

Yeah I actually did say those words, Heidi Montag and Sexy in the same sentence without include the word friend in there too. I guess now the christian backlash over her ops have knocked the inner bible basher out of her, and the hills having been cancelled, it was a time bomb waiting to go off as to when she started to sex it up to cling to her career.

I think Spencer Prickk has finally found his Suitcase Pimp role in live now Heidi looks kinda like a blow-up doll, a sexy one, but still a blow-up doll.  These shots was apparently were taken in a suite Spencer had made up for Heidi for Valentines day, yup and it just happened to include a photo-op too.

Pictures: Pacific Coast News

It seems my statement about the curtain closing for The Hills in-favour of Jersey Shore is forcing Heidi Montag to negotiate a second topless or nude spread for Playboy Magazine and this time The JC man won’t be having much impact on the style of the shoot since the god-folf have slammed her ass and not in a fun or good way!

Heidi Montag with Dolly Dog

Heidi Montag’s surgery looks like it was nice work, but look at her eyes, they are souless and empty, they just look vacant.

“She is currently speaking with (Playboy photographer) Matthew Rolston (about) a steamy, soapy, shower concept showing her boobs through the shower door,” said the source. “The figure being discussed for the exclusive is in the seven figures.” (So Million Dollars+ -Dang)
“She could use the money (Now Jersey Shore is Better. -Dang), and she’s finally ready to pose topless, so she is negotiating with the magazine,” according to one of Montag’s friends (Imaginarium of Montag. -Dang), who spoke to In Touch Weekly. – The Scoop:

In the pictures, where she is about to Kiss Dolly the Dog, her eyes look like she is straight out of True Blood and doing to replace Spanner I mean Spencer with a better bitch.

Pictures: Pacific Coast News

Heidi Montag spent some of the warmer parts of the weekend indulging in Kundalini Yoga with her instructor. Now I am no fan of Heidi but she is actually looking pretty hot, and them boobies are pretty damned good looking if you ask me.

Heidi Montag Practicing Kundalini Yoga.

I wonder how she is going to pay for her masses of cosmetic surgery now The Hills is likely to be canned.

Pictures: Pacific Coast News

Its not a huge secret that I think Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are kinda well fake, I mean her claims about his sexual prowess was just faker than her tits. Well I have to say her list of enhancements thus far don’t seem to have gone horribly wrong yet… So I guess I’ll not use Cumtag, Monslag or any other nasty words, but Spencer can still lick my nutsack!

Heidi Montag's Post Plastic Surgery Show Off

So I guess I’ll not use any nasty words about Heidi but Spencer can still lick my nutsack! Anyway should you get the urge watch the video that these screen shots came from, click here.