The Temperature is soaring in the United Kingdom, outside in my Garden in Manchester the temp is showing 26 degree’s, with humidity and other factors the ‘real feel’ is 29 degree’s, so its pretty hot. The hot bitches on my Facebook are all whipping their knockers out and such and catching the sun. I’ve asked to watch but they ain’t having any of it

Miranda Kerr Knows Tan Lines Are Sexy

Its just a good job that Miranda Kerr knows that Tan Lines are hot, and that GQ Magazine agree’s with her and decided to share their views with the world.

Pictures: GQ Magazine

I have to say I am quite liking Miranda Kerr in these photo’s, I think some of the out-takes are better than what made it into the actual magazine.  If I’ve said it once, I’ll say it 100 times, I’m really liking how all the glossy magazine out-takes that have come to light with the invention of the internet. GQ Magazine has been one of the leading forces, and here are the latest nudes releases from the steamy photo shoot with Miranda Kerr.

Miranda Kerr in GQ Magazine Out-Takes

Orlando Bloom is a lucky fecker ain’t he, I guess we should be happy that she’s getting a bit of British meat

Pictures: Splash News and GQ Magazine

I know I’m overloading you all with Rihanna at the moment but STI or Not, many of you will still rock her boat. G’wan admit it, if you knew you was going to catch visitors (which she denies), would you still tap that ass ? I don’t think I would, if it wasn’t Rihanna I may consider it but the whole Chris Brown thing has just turned me against Rihanna, first she’s standing by her man, then she’s sending him down the river now she’s playing us all. Clearly her mentor was busy buying diamonds and not controlling her. Anyway I kinda like this picture of her, not the subject but the actual picture.

Rihanna Topless on Cover of GQ

Picture: GQ

I posted pictures of Rihanna in January 2010  Edition of GQ Magazine, but I recently found some better quality images to post. I really can’t be bothered posting much about it, but I have heard more about the article. Seems she goes on like Mr McKay from South Park for most of it, about how “Drugs are bad mmmmmmk ?”, and how bad the world is and blah blah blah. Mark the Dangmeisters words, her next album will be Titled “Bad Girl, Gone Good…” with the Subtitle  ”Because she couldn’t hack it…”.

Rihanna In January's GQ Magazine

She also goes on to say that Tila Tequila is talking crap about her having The Herpes, I wish I could remember what that film that was from, where they say the herps.

Pictures: GQ

First What the Fuck am I doing posting Lindsay Lohan 2 days in a row ?

I saw these photographs on Drunken Stepfather,  of Lindsay Lohan doing Marilyn Monroe in Vogue Magazine, First she fucked up GQ magazine, now she’s I guess marginally improving Vogue. Yeah I say Hohan is better than Vogue, I read Vogue like 3 times in the Dentists and its a bag of overpriced crap.

Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe for Vogue Magazine

Anyway Drunken Stepfather, made a rather scathing comment that made me giggle…

I think the truth is that she’s supposed to be pullin’ some Marilyn Monroe shit, because her and Monroe have so much in common, like their dead vaginas. – Drunken Stepfather.

Gotta love that guy, there are more photos on his blog.

I can only assume that the washroom as the yanks call it, ran out toilet roll and she decided to stamp her feet and use the hand dryer after using the toilet. On a more serious note this photo is in the current issue of GQ magazine in the UK, GQ used to have Style and Sophistication, what happened ?

Lindsay Lohan in UK's GQ Magzine (August 2009)