Barely a day goes by where we don’t hear about Lindsay Lohan being drunk, in court, in rehab or in some other way caining that sexy lil body and big ole jugs. What’s a miracle is how hot she looks after a few fire trucks power washing her, scrubbing her clean, and a few days without the beer. Who’d have thought such a lil firecrotch body could take such a pounding, makes you wonder how rough you could get

Lindsay Lohan for GQ Germany

I really need to sort my attraction to batshit crazy bitches, because I really would rag her sensless.

Pictures: GQ Magazine