The firecrotch that is Lindsay Lohan has dyed the Match Top jet black, I have to say if it wasn’t for the daft orange tan, she would look kinda hot. I think ginger chicks, or those with naturally pale freckly skin rarely look good with an orange tan not that anyone looks good kinda orange. Some how the pale English rose complexion always looks way better on such people.

Lindsay Lohan's Black Hair and Boobage

Anyway check out those knockers, that’s some impressive Boobage!

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Kirsten Caroline Dunst (born April 30, 1982) is an American actress, model, and singer, has come along way since she was the little vampire girl in Interview with the Vampire around 15 years ago, altho she made her name in The Spiderman Trilogy.

Kirsten Dunst with a Blue Rinse Hair Do

Not her best looking scene but hopefully given that she looks like a hooker, may mean there is a good chance of seeing lots of flesh in it, even if she is naturally a firecrotch.

Kirsten Dunst Sexy Wallpaper

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There is just something about El’ Fire Crotcho that keeps people paying to see what she did next, and now she is lounging around in her bikini. I can’t make my mind up if that’s ginger camel toe I can see there or just a crease in the material. I mean it doesn’t look like a lava filler grand canyon which is throwing me off a little.

Lindsay Lohan Camel Toe

I’m pretty sure there is definitely Camel Toe there, but I just don’t know, but as La Rouex said “We’re going in for the kill”or Close-Up whatever.

Lindsay Lohan Camel Toe Close-Up

Now I’m not sure again but whatever you filthy feckers think it cool.

It’s kinda rare that anyone other than filthy Sarah or geordie Cheryl gets a mention out of Girls Aloud but thats probably because much like the Pussy Cat Dolls only 1 or 2 in the band actually do anything other than hum wooooaaaah in the background. I figure Nicola Roberts but show her firery pitt or flash the flesh on ‘leaked’ mobile phone pictures or something to get some recognition. It worked for Ashley Greene and Vanessa Hudgens.

Nicola Roberts The Firecrotch from Girls Aloud

I’m told by the perverts around me that you can see part of both nipples, I don’t know for sure I’m to busy looking at the ski-jump on the boat race to notice anything else in this picture. There is another nipple slipple from Nicola Roberts, but I can’t for the life of me find where I put it, so I’ll have to dig it out and see if its any better.

First What the Fuck am I doing posting Lindsay Lohan 2 days in a row ?

I saw these photographs on Drunken Stepfather,  of Lindsay Lohan doing Marilyn Monroe in Vogue Magazine, First she fucked up GQ magazine, now she’s I guess marginally improving Vogue. Yeah I say Hohan is better than Vogue, I read Vogue like 3 times in the Dentists and its a bag of overpriced crap.

Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe for Vogue Magazine

Anyway Drunken Stepfather, made a rather scathing comment that made me giggle…

I think the truth is that she’s supposed to be pullin’ some Marilyn Monroe shit, because her and Monroe have so much in common, like their dead vaginas. – Drunken Stepfather.

Gotta love that guy, there are more photos on his blog.

I know I have been beating up on Lindsay Lohan but this picture, altho I’m making a gag about her looking scarily like Gollum from Lord of the Rings and in my mind as I read this, I can see her mouth moving in this photo saying “Precious Sevin Nyne One”.

Lindsay Gollum Lohan

I however am feeling a little concerned about her, fair enough she dug herself into this pitt but it seems that everyones busy leaving her to dig her own grave and turning it into some for of roman spectacle for all to see, point and giggle. I can’t see her taking the stress for too much longer, it makes me wonder with all this money, all this power and people advising you, how do you get into this situation ? If the people your paying are telling you, your party hard life style is fine and doing you no harm, and crash dieting is not harming you, then get rid of them because the EXPERTS will tell you they are talking shit.