A few of my ex-girlfriends also known as dementors a’la Harry Potter or Emohawks if your a Red Dwarf fan, who read my blog, mostly because i email them and tell them to read it about 2 or 3 times an hour all day every day.

Anyway 2 have pointed out (by verbally holding a blade to my nuts) that i make all the women I ever dated out to completely abnormal crazy bitches and that’s not nice and I should set the record straight (I’m pretty sure an or else was implied here).
 
I would therefore like to clarify for the record that the majority of my ex-girlfriends have not been complete psychos or nutty. I’m 99% sure, in fact 99.999% positive they have all had some parts missing. Like say normality, sanity, decency or a few screws and the odd wire, if not missing definitely loose screws and wires.

What can I say ? I like em kinda freaky like that

Dang Meister