I was reading Drunken Stepfather, and yup that guy is HARSH on everyone, but points out some cool stuff to perv over. I remember Sharon about 15+ years ago when she did Basic Instinct that rash of crap films like Slither, Intersection and worse but she never quite got anything as big as Basic Instinct* not even Basic Instinct 2 (Uncut), which I have tried to watch about 5 times but not finished yet.

Sharon Stone Topless in Paris Match Magazine 01

I’d bang her unconscious even tho she is technically a granny and 50+ years old now, she’s still worth busting a nut. I put a star next to the Blu-Ray Basic Instinct because, its High Def, which means back in the early 90s, a 32+ Inch TV’s was almost unheard of, yet alone High Definition, which means you can get a 32 Inch Snatch on your TV screen in all its hi-def colour glory.

Sharon Stone Topless

First What the Fuck am I doing posting Lindsay Lohan 2 days in a row ?

I saw these photographs on Drunken Stepfather,  of Lindsay Lohan doing Marilyn Monroe in Vogue Magazine, First she fucked up GQ magazine, now she’s I guess marginally improving Vogue. Yeah I say Hohan is better than Vogue, I read Vogue like 3 times in the Dentists and its a bag of overpriced crap.

Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe for Vogue Magazine

Anyway Drunken Stepfather, made a rather scathing comment that made me giggle…

I think the truth is that she’s supposed to be pullin’ some Marilyn Monroe shit, because her and Monroe have so much in common, like their dead vaginas. – Drunken Stepfather.

Gotta love that guy, there are more photos on his blog.

I just saw this photo while still browsing Drunken Stepfather and It scared the Bejsus out of me. They are making a British Version of Baywatch using Katie ‘Jordan’ Price in one of the leading rolls, I don’t know which one I’d rather see. Jordan’s Skanky ass or Pammys Paggered face in that legendary orange/red swim suit.

Pam Anderson in Bikini Eating Ice Cream

Drunken Stepfather has been way meaner than me, but he did post another nicer photo

Pamela Anderson with Perky Nipples

I was looking at Drunken Stepfather and I can’t help but think Hayden Cheerleader (get an easier surname and I’ll try and spell it ), anyway I can’t help but think she Stands like a Navi / Hod Carrier aka A Burly Bloke.

Hayden "The Cheerleader" Panettiere

Just look at her, she looks like any minute she’s going to hike her rather see-thru dress up and grab her crotch and re-adjust it man-style, and in all likelihood shout ‘Ya got any leaches for this ?’.

I always thought that when firecrotch went into the sun she would just go postal, as in postbox red but she appears to have gone orange rather than a tan. I then realised Sevyn Nine (o0o errr Seven of Nine in Star Trek is hot), is a tanning product not a clothing line as I previously thought.

Is it wrong that I’m wondering if her ‘white bits’ match her orange bits, now she is orange all over ?, More photo’s on Drunken Stepfather.