I know lame as title ain’t it, you was expecting Christina Aguilera to look all hot instead of wearing Clarke Kent’s spare superman y-fronts, pahahaha. Them things are almost a red as the minx’s hair, close to what colour The Dang goes when he see’s the sun. 15 minutes on a moderate sunny day and The Dang is being followed around by pimps as well as ho’s as they think he’s a mobile red light district.

Christina Aguilera in Superman's Spare Y-Fronts

I have no idea what Christina Aguilera and I don’t much care, I just wanted to joke about her red y-fronts is all.

Pictures: Wenn

Is it just the Dangmeister or does the glove that Christina is wearing in this shoot for Scout Magazine look like it has a cock ring style attachment ? It really does look like it between her index finger and thumb, check it and tell me what you think.

Christina Aguilera's Handjob Glove

I’m pretty sure that glove has kinda freaky male masturbation type thingy going on there, but her lips look amazing!

Pictures: Scout Magazine

Its been a while since I posted a Canyon Toe, but Christina Aguilera one of the mother type of all Camel Toes, the elusive Canyon Toe. I always hear the “Canyonero (listen here)” theme from The Simpsons (Series 9, Episode 15) in my head only its “Canyon Toe” when I see one. Christina Aguilera has been filming her new Movie called Burlesue which seems to be pretty much Coyote Ugly only instead of singing its a Burlesque Dancer. I’m pretty sure its going to be so bad its good kinda like Showgirls.

Christina Aguilera Got Canyon Toe

I just hope she gets kinda naked and stuff ALOT to make this film worth it for that alone. You know its coming, so to the theme of La Raux’s Going in for the Kill, how about Going in for the Close-Up, Doing it for the thrill!

Christina Aguilera's Canyon Toe Up-Close

Also some nice Christina Aguilera ass pictures in there too.

Pictures: Flynet

I know I’ve been posting a bit too much Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera but Check out the sweet ass legs on her in that itty bitty short skirt. She is apparently filming scenes here for the new Fling Stones film, where Cher plays Creepella Gruesome, the Flintstones neighbour. I never remember hearing that name while watching the cartoons tho. It has been many years since I saw the Flintstones tho.

Christina Aguilera Can Make My Bedrock

You know I went there with a Bed Rockin’ Joke.

Pictures: Pacific Coast News

I posted earlier that Christina Aguilera was looking kinda tasty with Nicole Richie on New Years Eve, but these pictures in February 2010 edition of Marie Claire magazine are kinda making me wonder if Xtina has lost her edge as she’s looking kinda normal and bland. I guess its better than that stage she went through where she was so orange that Willy Wonka was trying to get her back to work and Jordan was asking for tips.

Christina Aguilera in Marie Claire

I’d still put my Genie in her bottle

Pictures: Marie Claire Magazine

When I saw the Thumbnails of these, I thought cool Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are back putting it about, then as I enlarged them I realised it was Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie at TAO for the New Year’s Eve Party in Las Vegas. They actually look quite sexy together altho Nicole is looking a bit tied and haggered she needs to have a little Nicole time and just chill. Where as Christina Aguilera is looking hella hot.

Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie

What ya recon ? New Duo in the making ?

Pictures: Wenn