I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Chris Brown, clearly didn’t hit Rihanna hard enough. Rihanna is trying to get some of Chris Browns punishment appealed. I don’t get why women forgive men like this ? Do women really like being beaten and abused ?

Rihannah See Through

According to Chicago Sun Times:

A close Rihanna aide insists the singer is devastated the judge in the case refused her request to cancel the order banning Brown coming within 100 yards from her — for the next five years.

”Rihanna is obsessed with Chris … totally mesmerized by him and convinced he’s learned his lesson,” said the source.

Supposedly Rihanna is going to wait awhile — until things quiet down — and then will again request the judge to reconsider.

Yeah I’m sure Chris has learned his lesson, you stupid f#cking woman!

Chris “ho beater” Brown was sentenced today for slapping Rihanna around like we all did in our heads when Umbrella was played repeatedly until our ears was bleeding. It was reported on People – Chris Brown Sentenced, the full extent of the sentencing which I feel if Umbrella was still being hammered he’d have been treated less harshly

Chris Brown

There is a scene in the film Shawshank Redemption where they talking about their crimes and they all say. “I’m Innocent, The Lawyer F#cked Me”, keep this in mind. Chris Brown was ho-slapped with 5 years probation, a year of domestic abuse classes (councilling) and he must complete 1,400 hours of community service, its reported Chris’ community service will consist of cleaning graffiti and washing goverment/officials cars in his home state of Virginia. What ya betting he’s thinking and saying the name now ?

The judge also said that Chris must keep at least 100 yards away from RiRi. If they are at the same industry event, he has to stay 10 yards away. He isn’t allowed to e-mail, text or call her on the phone. The judge also gave a side-eye and said, “I’m not immune to any chatter on the airwaves. Do you understand, Mr. Brown, that any violation of this order is a violation of your probation and it comes with the possible penalty of prison?” Chris answered “Yes.” So I guess that song he was planning called “PLEASE RIRI TAKE ME BACK, MY CAREER DEPENDS ON IT” is out of the question?. Source: dListed.

Sometimes other people just say it better and dListed above was suitably harsh compared to my shawshank joke

Rihanna Showing Chris Brown How Its Done

Well Chris here is a lesson from Rihanna on how to look good cleaning a car, pay close attention son.

I aint into Rihanna at all, the pierced nipple and stuff would normally rev my engine, but after umbrella, I just wanna finish what Chris Brown started and bash her face in. I’d rather listen to Joe Pasquale singing ‘I’ll know a song that’ll get on ya nerves…’.

From RedBalcony via HollywoodTuna

 Cool top tho, more photo’s here.