I figured since I posted about Sarah from Girls Aloud I would post about that other batshit bitch Cheryl Tweedy, if there was a woman who needs a damned good slap this bitch is one of them. It sucks that Cheryl is sick with Malaria (I think thats what they said) , wouldn’t really wish sickness on anyone. Well maybe I would on 1 or 2 peoples but that’s about it… honest… ok so its actually closer to 18 people. Anyway I don’t know what the feck them arm things are about, but I do know that a dress that short is bound to show off a little more than she intended.

Up Cheryl Tweedy's Skirt

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It seems ditching the Zero has done wonders for making Cheryl Tweedy incredibly hot, I mean check out these shots from the new L’Oreal adverts and promo. I don’t know whats going on with the world, first Kimmy Pooh Kardashian has been compared to Jordan or rather vice versa and now people are saying Cheryl is the UK’s answer to Megan Fox.

Cheryl Tweedy's L'Oreal Advert

She can’t sing for toffee but check that out, the Dangmeister is into freaky bitches but I’d leave Cheryl in stitches in a heartbeat.

Pictures: L’Oreal

I have to say Cheryl Tweedy-Cole is looking rather better here than she did with them dreadful shoulder pads. I am still waiting for the Lily Allen vs Cheryl Cole Celebrity Death Match to come out, given they are randomly slapping each other over whatever their beef is. Go Team Lily!

Cheryl Tweedy Cole National TV Awards

Anyway I don’t know is Cheryl won anything at the National Television Awards but that’s where she was in these pictures.

Pictures: Wenn and Hot Celeb Home

I don’t consider myself to be a dedicated follower of fashion or a hot-stepper but even I know that this dress, that Cheryl Tweedy-Cole is wearing is truely an affront to fashionistas. Now seriously what the hell is wrong with them fecking Shoulder Pads, are they remaking Dallas or Dynasty or some other 80s soap ? Apparently Cheryl Cole is the most photo-genic woman of the last decade or something.

Cheryl Tweedy-Cole in Nasty Dress

Seriously with dress sense like this and them shoulder pads, WTF!

Pictures: Wenn

I’m not a huge fan of Cheryl Cole or Cheryl Tweedy but I have to say this photo-set in Q! Magazine (UK Edition) is kinda doing it for me. The whole set is kinda rock-chic or alt based, I can see Frank Miller’s Sin City in there, I can see Underworld and I can see various other elements to this shoot that make it tick a few of my boxes. I wonder if her next single may be a little more rocky and this is just an attempt to test the water or if this was pre-set-up in case Rage Against The Machine, Killing In The Name, was actually number 1 for Christmas and she wanted to pull back a little of that rock-metal audience ?

Cheryl Tweedy Cole in Q! Magazine

Most of the images was pretty low resolution, so I have only posted a few of them, when the Hi-Res Images are out in the open, I’ll post them. I am quite liking these photos tho.

Pictures: Q! Magazine

I used to love playing Street Fighter at the Arcade, and this outfit brings back memories of getting the pooh kicked out of me with that 1000 foot kick or the Spinning Bird Kick from Chun-Li. Not sure if this dress is Street Fighter inspired or just someone came up with the idea, but sure as hell looks like it was. I guess the fact Cheryl Cole can spread her legs like that should be the main point of this post, but after the X-Factor winner being her choice, and the onslaught of the Rage Against The Machine for XMAS number 1 campaign that’s the big story.

Cheryl Tweedy in Chun-Li Dress

Simon Cowell by standing aside with his act has essentially turned Cheryl Tweedy into a Scape Goat, he has positioned her to take the fall for people campaigning against him for being a dong and thinking he rules the world. Simon Cowell is M Bison heheh, and here is Chun-Li in a very similar dress.

Chun-Li in Similar Dress

So I’m down with going for Rage Against The Machine for XMAS Number 1, much like Big Brother I think X-Factor has had its day.

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