It seems ditching the Zero has done wonders for making Cheryl Tweedy incredibly hot, I mean check out these shots from the new L’Oreal adverts and promo. I don’t know whats going on with the world, first Kimmy Pooh Kardashian has been compared to Jordan or rather vice versa and now people are saying Cheryl is the UK’s answer to Megan Fox.

Cheryl Tweedy's L'Oreal Advert

She can’t sing for toffee but check that out, the Dangmeister is into freaky bitches but I’d leave Cheryl in stitches in a heartbeat.

Pictures: L’Oreal

I have to say Cheryl Tweedy-Cole is looking rather better here than she did with them dreadful shoulder pads. I am still waiting for the Lily Allen vs Cheryl Cole Celebrity Death Match to come out, given they are randomly slapping each other over whatever their beef is. Go Team Lily!

Cheryl Tweedy Cole National TV Awards

Anyway I don’t know is Cheryl won anything at the National Television Awards but that’s where she was in these pictures.

Pictures: Wenn and Hot Celeb Home

I’m not a huge fan of Cheryl Cole or Cheryl Tweedy but I have to say this photo-set in Q! Magazine (UK Edition) is kinda doing it for me. The whole set is kinda rock-chic or alt based, I can see Frank Miller’s Sin City in there, I can see Underworld and I can see various other elements to this shoot that make it tick a few of my boxes. I wonder if her next single may be a little more rocky and this is just an attempt to test the water or if this was pre-set-up in case Rage Against The Machine, Killing In The Name, was actually number 1 for Christmas and she wanted to pull back a little of that rock-metal audience ?

Cheryl Tweedy Cole in Q! Magazine

Most of the images was pretty low resolution, so I have only posted a few of them, when the Hi-Res Images are out in the open, I’ll post them. I am quite liking these photos tho.

Pictures: Q! Magazine

I used to love playing Street Fighter at the Arcade, and this outfit brings back memories of getting the pooh kicked out of me with that 1000 foot kick or the Spinning Bird Kick from Chun-Li. Not sure if this dress is Street Fighter inspired or just someone came up with the idea, but sure as hell looks like it was. I guess the fact Cheryl Cole can spread her legs like that should be the main point of this post, but after the X-Factor winner being her choice, and the onslaught of the Rage Against The Machine for XMAS number 1 campaign that’s the big story.

Cheryl Tweedy in Chun-Li Dress

Simon Cowell by standing aside with his act has essentially turned Cheryl Tweedy into a Scape Goat, he has positioned her to take the fall for people campaigning against him for being a dong and thinking he rules the world. Simon Cowell is M Bison heheh, and here is Chun-Li in a very similar dress.

Chun-Li in Similar Dress

So I’m down with going for Rage Against The Machine for XMAS Number 1, much like Big Brother I think X-Factor has had its day.

Pictures by Unknown

There is some hype around these images over the fact there is a nearly A Cheryl Cole lady garden flash incident when she it getting out the car but her busband Ashley Cole spotted it and put his hand there to block it. Some blogs are saying its because he’s wrecked her lady garden and it looks likes a hurricain blew thru but I don’t know, I think its coincidence that his hands in the way, he was just pushing the paps back and ended up the right place but who knows.

Cheryl Tweedy-Cole At Kanaloa Club

I’m hoping to find some of Sarah Harding and Kimberley Walsh whose joint birthday they was celebrating but seems they are not floating around yet.  I noticed Sarah didn’t invite The Dangmeister

Pictures by PacificCoastNews and SplashNews

I love this time of year, back when I was a humble blog reader, I used to look forward to Novemember because thats when all the amazing new calendars come out. Unfortunately this Calendar by Cheryl Cole is a bit of a let down, its too retro reminds me John Hughes, infact I’d bet if John Hughes made a calendar, it would look like this. Where on earth are the bikkini’s, boobies and ass in this calendar ?

Cover of Cheryl Cole's 2010 Calendar

If you don’t know who John Hughes is, you SUCK! John Hughes scripted many of the most successful movies in the 1980s and 1990s, including National Lampoon’s Vacation; Ferris Bueller’s Day Off; Weird Science; The Breakfast Club; Some Kind of Wonderful; Pretty in Pink; Sixteen Candles; Planes, Trains and Automobiles; Uncle Buck; Home Alone and even the bastard child Home Alone 2, its really sucks that he died a few months ago.

August My Birth Month of Cheryl Cole's Calendar

All the celebrities know that if their calendars have a super sexy picture on August, I’ll post it, Cheryl Cole know’s the score with the Dangmeister.