I seem to be posting alot of Kelly Brook lately so thought I’d post the Camel Tie picture, I’m not really that fussed but why the hell not give the people what they want. I always wonder when famous girls wear leggings like this, WHY don’t you wear a pad or something, you must know for a fact that paps are around and if you got ya axe wound on show its going to be published ?
Kelly Brook's Camel Toe
I can only assume they know and they want the attention.
Its been a while since I posted a Canyon Toe, but Christina Aguilera one of the mother type of all Camel Toes, the elusive Canyon Toe. I always hear the “Canyonero (listen here)” theme from The Simpsons (Series 9, Episode 15) in my head only its “Canyon Toe” when I see one. Christina Aguilera has been filming her new Movie called Burlesue which seems to be pretty much Coyote Ugly only instead of singing its a Burlesque Dancer. I’m pretty sure its going to be so bad its good kinda like Showgirls.
Christina Aguilera Got Canyon Toe
I just hope she gets kinda naked and stuff ALOT to make this film worth it for that alone. You know its coming, so to the theme of La Raux’s Going in for the Kill, how about Going in for the Close-Up, Doing it for the thrill!
Christina Aguilera's Canyon Toe Up-Close
Also some nice Christina Aguilera ass pictures in there too.
I haven’t posted a good Camel Toe before, I think this is the first Ashley Greene Camel Toe, but we have seen the actual toe . Unlike Jessica Simpson who I think is def pretty without make up Ashley Greene is totally better with Make Up. My friend Jess has read the Twilight Saga books like half dozen times and is always telling me to read them, but I really don’t have the patience nor the time to read them. Maybe when they are on audio book I will try
Ashley Greene Got A Camel Toe
I still haven’t even bothered going to see Twilight: New Moon either yet, anyway lets go in for the close-up, its been a while since I did one of these.
Ashley Greene Got A Camel Toe Close-Up
Maybe I should settle for Summer’s Moon which is her other 2009 movie ?
Megan Fox is out an about with her handler, I say handler because he’s clearly not a boyfriend, his name is Brian Austin Green and he needs shooting for being about as supportive as a jelly bra. Anyway thats not the point here, the point is that Megan Fox has a camel toe and its been a while since we saw one from anyone, so may has well be foxy as anyone.
Megan Fox Got Camel Toe Again
Lets go in for the close-up, man it feels like so long since I said that.
Megan Fox Got Camel Toe Close-Up
You can see her weiner handler in the gallery if your that way inclined.
There is just something about El’ Fire Crotcho that keeps people paying to see what she did next, and now she is lounging around in her bikini. I can’t make my mind up if that’s ginger camel toe I can see there or just a crease in the material. I mean it doesn’t look like a lava filler grand canyon which is throwing me off a little.
Lindsay Lohan Camel Toe
I’m pretty sure there is definitely Camel Toe there, but I just don’t know, but as La Rouex said “We’re going in for the kill”or Close-Up whatever.
Lindsay Lohan Camel Toe Close-Up
Now I’m not sure again but whatever you filthy feckers think it cool.
Altho this is slightly sick and twisted on Miley Cyrus Working a Stripper Pole, but then most things in the Gallery of the Absurd are, but it is also pretty f#cking funny as well. The story that is under the picture is just about beyond reasonable and into the realm of the absurd and thats what makes it so funny, because a watered down version is the reality.
Miley Cyrus - Gallery of the Absurd
You can watch the video of her pole dancing routine here on YouTube, its kinda naughty but not in a good way, she’s 100% totally pole dancing not just using the pole for balance.
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