I watched the TV on TV about jordans early rise to fame and I actually did find myself endearing myself to her, as she seemed like a genuinely likable person but at the documentary progressed, you could see her attitute changing and becoming a bit of a bitch. I was then reminded of all the stuff she said and did over the Pansy Andre and Piers Morgan things and using using the kids as a weopon and I think she’s a biznatch.

Pix by Flynet 2009

I’m still trying to figure out why she is on a Boat at Sea near Formentera in Spain wearing a crown ? Boat + Sea + Formentera + Jordan = Crown, I see said the blind man. Anyway she is shooting her new calendar, its a little late to be shooting her 2010 calendar but then with her resources I guess she could pull it off but they are supposed to be in the buys hands by Sept/Oct, but then I guess its a guaranteed seller isnt it.

There are loads moe pictures on The Grumpiest here.

Every young lads fantasy some years ago was them weapons of trouser fly destruction strapped to Abi Titmus chest. When I heard she used to be a nurse I wondered why the hell god hadn’t struck me down with a bolt of lightening and send me to her. Then I realised, just like winning the lottery where I’d have to buy a ticket, I’d actually have to believe in god first.

I do have to say, my mammories, I mean memories of the time really made tempted me into believing, these days her look is over saturated but the legend lives on.