I was happily pottering away in New York whacking people, hitting idiots like a gangster, this was of course in Mafia Wars on Facebook when Megan Leigh added me. It turns out this hot piece of arse is also at the Bikini Car Wash on Saturday 28th August in Manchester, UK for Help for Heroes . You got to love a hot bitch who gets naked and wears a body painted England football kit, imagine how easy that will wash off.

Megan Leigh is a Body Painted Bikini Car Wash Babe

I think its time The Dangmeister got his Wangmeister out to hose that down, and you lot should get your butts down to Wash and Glow in Manchester and get your car washed for a worth Charity.

Help for Heroes Charity Car Wash
Saturday 28th Aug 2010 in Manchester, at Wash and Glow.

There is only 1 thing The Dang likes more than big butts and he cannot lie, he likes girlies to put dem titties on the glass and wiggle em, soap suds just make it even better. I’m totally going to end up going home in the cleanest car in the world, because I do love me some titties covered in white stuff. Anyway I think you should all come down and see some titty on the glass action too, just take a look at some of these bad boys.

Jenna Jayde Car Wash Poster

C’mon now, you know them titties would look good on your car wind screen, I would suggest not jerking the gherkin while it happens tho, they don’t really like that in car washes in general

Alison Donnell Bikini Car Wash Stunner

I’ve met Alison before, she has the kinda arse you wanna slap until your hand goes numb, The Stranger, oh yeah giggity giggity. Check out a few of the other girls below, I’ll post more when I hunt them down.

I try not to post much Sarah Harding because I know her, but since she doesn’t really talk to me, I figure she’s fair game now. Last time I saw her was maybe 2 years ago when we was civil but not really chatty which is a same as she’s a really nice person. Anyway she’s looking like all that caining and getting wasted has taken its toll on her skin but the bods looking kinda hot with a few curves.

Sarah Harding in Black Bikini in Barbados

Check out the arse pictures and tell me you don’t wanna hit it hard.

Pictures:  Unknown

Elisha Cuthbert is here in a bikini on holiday in Hawaii with her boyfriend Dion Phaneuf, who is an Ice Hockey player from the Calgary Flames. Anyway Elisha has the kinda figure and look that is obtainable, then looking at the guy next to her, who I have cut out means we all still have a chance at taking a girl like her home.

Elisha Cuthbert in Hawaii.

I have a friend called Seb Pheneuf, but now I’m wondering if its Phaneuf the same as him, he’s from Sorel in Quebec, Canada, so maybe related in some way.

Pictures by PCN

There is just something about El’ Fire Crotcho that keeps people paying to see what she did next, and now she is lounging around in her bikini. I can’t make my mind up if that’s ginger camel toe I can see there or just a crease in the material. I mean it doesn’t look like a lava filler grand canyon which is throwing me off a little.

Lindsay Lohan Camel Toe

I’m pretty sure there is definitely Camel Toe there, but I just don’t know, but as La Rouex said “We’re going in for the kill”or Close-Up whatever.

Lindsay Lohan Camel Toe Close-Up

Now I’m not sure again but whatever you filthy feckers think it cool.

Why is it that I wanna bend Heidi Montag off of The Hills, did you notice I said Off Of just for Scott Mills, anyway whenever Spencer Prickk isn’t around, I wanna play cowboy with Heidi Montag and spank that ass. I think I need some councilling or something, sure the fact that she says how good Spencer Pratt is in bed, isn’t a good enough reason for me to want to show her how crap he is ?

Heidi Montag on Paradise Island

I guess that ass is just screaming for a spanking and the hips begging for good hard ride, step aside Pratt the Dangmeister gonna break ya bird in for ya.