Well its not really the 1,000th post as I have had to delete a few dozen posts for various reasons but this is the 1,000th Public Post right now, there are a few things to post, so I’m calling this post The Good, The Bad and The Ugly but I’m not saying which is which.

Beckie Armitt-Van Dang On The Rocks

First up a few weeks ago The Dang finally took the future ex-wife Beckie Armitt-Van Dang (oh yeah double barrelled surname) to the beach, hell any excuse to get her clothes off eh?, was a pretty good day. I think next time I’m shooting at the beach I’ll try and take the minx but I’m all kinds of special . It was a good day with Beckie, some giggles, some sun (I burned like a spit-roast chicken), a lil water sports and a good company.

In other news missing Stretford man, David Quixall has been found and is safe and well, I don’t know any more details on the situation but he has been found by the police. I only hope the reunion with his family goes well, as I know Sarah was really hurting.

1,000 posts eh, I need to get out more, any freaky bitches wanna take a slightly strange gossip queen errm king out

Well The Master of All Things Dang also known as The Dangmeister decided to go on a drive-by, only it wasn’t quite the “Shooting Trash on Models” that I thought it was. I was kinda hoping it was A), A big catapult that hurls trash, or B), Trash was a sexual euphemism and it would be all kinda of freaky. Unfortunately I was totally wrong, and it was Trash Denim clothing designed by Nick Field on Manchester Models who wasn’t trashy at all.

Manchester Models Trashed by Dangmeister

I think the girls was Alison, Beckie Van Dang, Carrie-Ann Jones, Samantha Leigh and Samantha Sky Cunningham (Left to Right).

Beckie Armitt Trashed by Dangmeister

I guess the fact I met up with the future ex-wife Beckie Armitt Van Dang, and the wedding is on giggity giggity!

Top Photo: Nick Field Edited by Steve Van Dang
Bottom Photo: Steve Van Dang and Edited by The Dang

I have decided to add some personal logs to this site since the man with the plan has no where else, I figured you know nothing about most the men behind these blogs (written from van dangs perspective obviously), well other than Pansy Hilton but that’s mostly because he cries a lot when he gets bullied.

Totally not photoshopped!

I don’t actually have much to say, I’ll think of something later…

Oh wait on a more interesting and better note, I also proposed Beckie Armitt (right), well I say I proposed…

It was more a conversation that went something a little like this…

Beckie: “Thanks for calling Dr. Van Dang”.
Dr. Van Dang: “Your most welcome Mrs Van Dang”
Beckie: “Wh….”
Phone line went dead….

I quickly put the phone down before she could object.

She didn’t phone back and object so I’m putting that in the “ooooh yeah” column.

Giggity Giggity… All Right!

(turns my phone off, just so she can’t call me and cancel the wedding)

Well clearly you guys suck monkey balls because she didn’t win it, the girl who won has a very generic and opposite look to last years winner so I guess there is reason in the madness. I couldn’t be arsed going to a club full of pretentious bourjois mo’feckers so I’m just going to link to the TillLate guys photo’s and jack a few of their images that I kinda liked.

Sara Beverley Jones and 2010 Miss Manchester

So yeah, Sara Beverley Jones (red) is 2009′s Miss Manchester and the bird on the right (blue) is Miss Manchester 2010, no idea who the hell she is, but I’m sure the name will become prominent as time goes by. As for Beckie, she was looking pretty hot on the night. I still think she should have some pink in her hair but what do I know, I only oogle babes all day

Beckie Armitt in Miss Manchester Show

There was a chick with a full on pink head, who kinda made me think of a new type of product to sell to the girls who like pink stuff, mark the words of Dr. Dang lighters are out, and a pink match sticks are coming in, booo yaaaah. Anyway I have no idea who the chick with the pink head is, but she was kinda cute in a fifth element kinda way.

Y’all know how Doctor Who, for no apparent reason transmogrifies into a new entity, and so here is Dr. Van Dangmeister!, only because I’m cooler than the mother fucking doctor, I have a reason for my resurrection from the ashes. I should add I’m so much cooler Shaft, so he was asking for advice, but then Chuck Norris turned up and knocked me 9 weeks into the future, so here I am.

Beckie Armitt for Miss Manchester

My current favourite hot bitch of the week is Beckie Armitt (right), oh yeah, giggity giggity ugh oh, uncle Quagmire Van Dang won’t be impressed.

Anyway the delectable Beckie Armitt Van Dang (a dude can dream am right?) is running for the Miss Manchester competition which the final is tomorrow night Friday the 7th May 2010 at the Bijou Club in Manchester. If you are in the area, get your arse over there, and cheer her on, else I’ll start posting pictures of Jackie Stallone and Donatella in their bikini’s, you know I’ll do that fO shizzle to you.

If you chat to her, tell her The Dangmeister said giggity giggity

When you have all screamed about how much you want her win, I’ll post some photo’s of the hottie for you all to drool over, but you gotta vote like you want it, g’wan shake ya money maker.