After the post a few days about Angelina Jolie looking hot at Comic-Con 2010, I thought I’d see what else was out there and I came up with these from Wenn.com where she is looking scarily skinny. I think I may have just found a woman who looks better clothed than naked, what is wrong with me ? I think I’ve spent too much time with Nick and caught the gay condition. 

Angelia Jolie at Salt Movie Premiere in LA

Seriously, look at her wrists and arms they are like stick thin, and not that attractive.

Pictures: Wenn.com

I can’t remember the last time I posted about Angelia Jolie usually because its pretty boring shit about charity, Brad Pitt or suing some shit-arsed newpaper. However when she comes out looking like a Cougar on Heat in Black Leather, I am LEGALLY OBLIGATED BY THE BROTHERHOOD OF ALL THAT IS MAN! to post this shit.

Angelina Jolie Comic-Con 2010

If bitches at comic book conventions all looks like this I’d be saying “best ? ever” alot, and would have changed my name to Comic Book Guy already.

Well Angelina Jolie’s new film Salt (Trailer Below) is clearly due out as she’s back in the glossy magazines. I really think she would have been better doing FHM, or Maxim but instead she chose to do Vanity Fair along with a rubbish interview about loving Brads beard and facial fuzz, it then goes on about how’s a traditional man building furnature and doing sculpture, going around art galleries and stuff in Venice.

Angelina Jolie on Cover of Vanity Fair

Sorry Angelina baby doll, but a traditional man would have bopped you over the bonce, hand cuffed you to the bed, really fucked up the flat pack from Ikea,  and proceeded to go around all the pubs and kebab shops in venice before coming back and slapping your you around for a lil bit of the other.

Anyway here’s a lil looky inside the mag.

Pictures: Vanity Fair

At some point last summer (2008), there was rumours of a Barbarella was going to be remade with Jessica Alba picking up the title role which in 1968 was expertly portrayed by Jane Fonda, so needs someone with skills. This remake appears to actually be going ahead with Robert Rodriguez (Sin City, From Dusk Til Dawn and Planet Terror)  already in place to direct it, so it should be prettygood.

Angelina Jolie vs. Megan Fox for Barbarella

Anyway last week MSN News reported that now Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox are both auditioning for the lead “Barbarella” role, now Megan Fox yeah she still auditions, and washes ferrari’s for roles but Angelia Jolie and Audition… in the same phrase ? Get Real!!!

Hackers in on TV now, its really the first time the rather hot Angelina Jolie came to anyones attention, and we get to see her boobs too, multiple times. Much like the review below says its a Wargames rip off but still I likes it mucho as the characters are well formed and likable.

Hackers The Movie

As a depiction of the computer-hacker underground, this movie is bogus to the bone. As a thriller, it’s cartoonish and conventional. The premise (computer-happy kids hack into the wrong system, and the Forces of Repression come after them) is recycled from John Badham’s 1983 WarGames. And the corporate-creep bad guy, played by Fisher Stevens, steeples his fingers and growls mossy villainous clichés. (“By the time they realize the truth, we’ll be long gone with all the money.”)

For all its postmodern trappings the movie is working with sub-prehistoric storytelling tools. But it does succeed on one level, as a movie about adolescent bonding and alienation. The director, Iain Softley, helmed the Beatles-in-Hamburg biopic Backbeat, and he seems to have an instinct for the emotions that pull kids together around common interests and the insecurities that drive them apart.

The familiar crises of loyalty and betrayal have an ache of real loneliness. It doesn’t (read more here…).

Sexy Angelina Jolie Wallpaper

There is a post on CelebBuzz about all the dumb shit that Megan Fox has said in the last 8 months or so and jesus christ the b#itch is dumb. I mean one of the highlights are:

“When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes,” Fox has said. “We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who’s not their partner. It’s really kind of gross.” Source: CelebBuzz.

You should go over there have a read of the stupid stuff that comes out her mouth, no wonder there was a Megan Fox Embargo yesterday.

I am however loving this picture where it looks like someone has just said “Yeah you’re ok love, but you ain’t no Angelina Jolie.”.

You're OK, Megan Fox but Angelina is Hotter

p.s. When you finally piss the world off Megan, I’ll give ya $10 an hour to slob the knob and gobble me goo