I have just noticed that Heidi Montag is looking awfully like Abi Titmus used to look like, so I guess this is what Heidi Montag will look like in another 5-10 years. Anyway I have no idea why Abi Titmus is being tied up, and I really don’t care… for reals… I just know I would be doing more than tying her up if I was there

Abi Titmus Gets All Tied Up... Just for Fun!

Yup, I can totally see Heidi’s Future in Abi’s face and Body.

Pictures: LFI

Every young lads fantasy some years ago was them weapons of trouser fly destruction strapped to Abi Titmus chest. When I heard she used to be a nurse I wondered why the hell god hadn’t struck me down with a bolt of lightening and send me to her. Then I realised, just like winning the lottery where I’d have to buy a ticket, I’d actually have to believe in god first.

I do have to say, my mammories, I mean memories of the time really made tempted me into believing, these days her look is over saturated but the legend lives on.