Y’all know The Dangmeister has issues with football, I mean 23 stylish, good looking, well dressed men, who get all sweaty playing with leather in a field, and then all shower together, that’s just not for The Dang. So while I was perving looking on Facebook, I saw a status update from a pair of lips, well I guess she had a face and stuff too, you know lips are usually attached to a face. Anyway it was Milly Hedgeland‘s lips that made Mini-Dang go oOo errr missus!

Milly Hedgeland - Up Close and Personal

I mean seriously, check out them lips (above), they scream “C’mere big boy and make with the Smoochie Boochies already”, Anyway Milly’s facebook status said:

Milly Hedgeland (Visit Link): “just found out her birthday coincides with the World Cup Final. DEAR GOD.”

I can’t think of anything worse than my special day being annihilated by football, well maybe waking up next to Jordan, but that’s another story. So I messaged Milly for a quick chat, and she said its all good about the football because her birthday (11th July) is the day after Jessica Simpson, oh yeah she’s a Jessica fan too.

Milly Hedgeland - Up Close and Personal

Let me just work this out, The Dang is a little slow on the uptake like that, she’s smokin’ hot, single, doesn’t like football, has a crush on Jessica Simpson (Menage a trois Anyone?!?), she’s really sweet, smart and hasn’t thrown a drink or smashed a glass in my face yet… Did I mention she’s SINGLE and LIKES MEN (Women always tell me they are lesbians for some reason ), Oh yeah The Dangmeisters gonna try his luck there, all you other guys form an orderly queue BEHIND ME.

Milly is really sweet to chat to, if you wanna chat to her you can add her on Facebook: Milly Hedgeland Official, You can watch her on web cam and chat to her on Glamour Stars Live RIGHT NOW (8pm-2am Sat, Sun and Mon so far), she is looking so smoking hot, I may just keep her talking to me all night ner ne ner ner. You can check out her Star Now Profile or Milly Hedgelands Website to book her for work, or you can just perv the below pictures like me