The Dangmeister made it back alive in one piece from the event tonight, and had a rather strange conversation about masturbation with a room pretty much full of women. Earlier today it was mentioned by someone they don’t do self loving, and someone else said they was self-deprecating so we was talking about self-loving in general and being happy in your own skin. Well then one of the girls pipes up with “I don’t masturbate at all”, was like woah where did that come from ?, we all chatted a bit and it turned out that she uses toys on herself but didn’t class that as buttering her taco. In her eyes masturbation was simply fingers and nothing else, so it got me wondering how many more times to women use this categorisation to lie ?

Well after getting home, and having a bath and shower, and the minx having a mini-strop because I didn’t phone her sooner, well anyway while on the phone she was reading a text out loud and said “she reads out loud, only texts but not books, that’s different”. I don’t get what the difference is, Reading is reading isn’t it ?, be it text, email, book or other ? So this is another ‘categorised’ of reading, exactly how many others are categorised like this ?

This isn’t me having a go at Minxy or anyone, more me pointing out that us guys may not be asking the right questions, so if we understand this ‘strange’ habit that women seem to have, maybe we will be better lovers and partners ?

This is my new years gift to guys and girls everywhere