Well its not really the 1,000th post as I have had to delete a few dozen posts for various reasons but this is the 1,000th Public Post right now, there are a few things to post, so I’m calling this post The Good, The Bad and The Ugly but I’m not saying which is which.

Beckie Armitt-Van Dang On The Rocks

First up a few weeks ago The Dang finally took the future ex-wife Beckie Armitt-Van Dang (oh yeah double barrelled surname) to the beach, hell any excuse to get her clothes off eh?, was a pretty good day. I think next time I’m shooting at the beach I’ll try and take the minx but I’m all kinds of special . It was a good day with Beckie, some giggles, some sun (I burned like a spit-roast chicken), a lil water sports and a good company.

In other news missing Stretford man, David Quixall has been found and is safe and well, I don’t know any more details on the situation but he has been found by the police. I only hope the reunion with his family goes well, as I know Sarah was really hurting.

1,000 posts eh, I need to get out more, any freaky bitches wanna take a slightly strange gossip queen errm king out

David Quixall, aged 50 from Stretford, Manchester (Cromwell Road) has been missing since Monday 14th June 2010. He was last seen at 10:30am in Stretford, but a mobile phone signal was detected by the Police around 11:30am to 12pm around Warrick Road area.

David Quixall Missing Stretford Man

David is 5ft 9in, medium build, short grey hair with blue eyes, he was wearing a Blue Hooded Fleece Top, and Grey Tracksuit Bottom and beige trainers with a green stripe. He may have riding or walking with a Silver Framed Mongoose Crossway Mountain bike (Similar Bike Pictured Below), which looked pretty new.

David suffered from serious heart attack just a few months ago, and did not have his medication with him, which puts him at extra risk.

Silver Mongoose Crossway

If you have any information about David Quixall where about, if you saw him passing, if you have found a silver bicycle in the Stretford  or Chrorlton area’s, any information may help to locate him, or trace where he may have been heading.  David has a good knowledge of Sale Water Park and the surrounding areas where he regularly walks the family dog, so he may have been heading there.

Anyone with any information is asked to call police in Stretford on 0161 872 5050 or contact his family via Sarah on 07837960602, or you can email The Dangmeister on steve@dang.co.uk and I’ll forward your messages.

Well the Dangmeister has been a little quiet of late because it was my sisters wedding a few days ago and I’ve been busy hiding from the Future Ex-Mrs Van Dang (Beckie), if she can’t find me, she can’t call the wedding off . Anyway Finally found a sucker stupid enough to take my sister away, I didn’t even have to pay this one, but I did reinforce the fact that I am not fecking Argos and there is NO RETURNS, and you can stuff your statutory rights

Kerry Louise Love

Nice to touch, nice to hold, now consider it sold!

In other news, I’m kinda liking Kerry Louise Love, bitch is fecking bonkers. Unlike lots of girls she’s a darling, if you ever talk to her you’ll totally want to keep her. There is trouble brewing between The Dang and Kerry tho, we have the same taste in women, so we are going to have to fight for I’m going to get beaten up over Delta White.

Kerry just posted this picture (right) which is from filming Cockwhores for TVX or something. She kinda looks like some of the girls I have woken up next to in the morning, only she looks HOT!

Usually I open my eyes, roll over and see girls like this and I mumble to myself ‘I’m never drinking again… this week’.

I’m going to text the minx now, AGAIN!

I have decided to add some personal logs to this site since the man with the plan has no where else, I figured you know nothing about most the men behind these blogs (written from van dangs perspective obviously), well other than Pansy Hilton but that’s mostly because he cries a lot when he gets bullied.

Totally not photoshopped!

I don’t actually have much to say, I’ll think of something later…

Oh wait on a more interesting and better note, I also proposed Beckie Armitt (right), well I say I proposed…

It was more a conversation that went something a little like this…

Beckie: “Thanks for calling Dr. Van Dang”.
Dr. Van Dang: “Your most welcome Mrs Van Dang”
Beckie: “Wh….”
Phone line went dead….

I quickly put the phone down before she could object.

She didn’t phone back and object so I’m putting that in the “ooooh yeah” column.

Giggity Giggity… All Right!

(turns my phone off, just so she can’t call me and cancel the wedding)

This seems all people can go on about, and well since Dr. Van Dang is in effect rather than Steve Van Dang alone, I figured I’d comment on it and then show you some hot bitch, not as hot as Beckie Van Dang Armitt, but still British and and kinda hot. Having been hit so hard by Chuck Norris I travelled 9 weeks into the future I have missed the volcanic ash, and the election campaign and god knows what else, I keep expecting someone to say “You damn dirty human” outside of the bedroom it seems I have missed that much.

Jessica Jane Clement for Lynx

How hard is it for people to realise that Labours stance is “Trying is the first step on the road to failure”, so they have created a situation where people stay at home, get stoned, get drunk and don’t need to work. Why work when your content as you are ?

There are people who say “You have to get off your arse and work at it, I did you, so you can do it”, but this isn’t the case for everyone. People fall out of aeroplanes without a parachute and they live, people buried under 1000s of tonnes of debris in earthquakes in live, people get shot in the head and live, people win the lottery, but they are far from the norm, they are exceptions.

Some people need a little help, and somewhere to start on the road to greatness. Rather giving them a pacifier, give them a place to go, and a show them a way to get started, give them a crutch to help them along the way, show them the road a little dusty at the moment but its paved with gold as you go.

I think conservative-liberal government between the two should have a clue on making this happen.

The Dang Meister is hanging up his manbag and gossip gloves, the site started out as a little bit of fun and has gotten to be a little too big and time consuming.

I may convert this into my personal blog and lose the other major elements but its likely I will simply close down the site until further notice, if I can resolve the issues at hand I will be back with a bang but its not looking likely.

I wish I could provide more detailed notice but I have my reasons in additions to those listed here.

Its been heaps of fun, and much love.

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Steve Van Dang