I was walking through the supermarket earlier and I saw one of the gossip magazines, which had an interview with Jordan on the cover and the headline was “Jordans Shocked: Why does everyone hate me ?”, or something like that. I remember thinking, BECAUSE A CNUT!?!, which part do you not get ? You treated Peter like shit on Katie and Peter for the world to see, you fucked him about playing head games and used your kids as weapons against him for the whole world to see.

Jordan aka Katie Price at The Ivy

Clearly Alex Reid was punch drunk, oe just plain stupid to have been used, abused and discarded like he was TWICE, but hey no accounting for taste, but of course everyone hates you!

I actually partially supported the need for a crack down on privacy, but the heat in the kitchen got a bit too hot so she flaked, when your at the tip of the rocket, it gets hot. I supported the NEED for a better method of payment, which ultimately meant less money per item but more items sold. The music industry just can’t see the forest for all them fucking tree’s in the way.

Music Executive: I want a beatiful forrest view out of my office, cut down all them tree’s put the carpark there.

I have phoned 2 major record labels to ask off-the-cuff questions, I don’t want to email my dang questions so you can have your spin doctors and money wasters put an edge and a slant on it. I want REAL-TIME-Answers to Real-Time-Questions. As soon as I ask for this and state I want to record the conversation I am met with a stuttering, jibbering mess that sounds like Boris Johnson has taken over the label.

I @LilyRoseAllen multipe times on my @SteveVanDang account and got no reply, not even one of her many lackeys who are STILL logging into her account.

I spend £200+ a month on music/entertainment yet I am not answered by the people I am paying, so I name the record labels WITCH HUNTERS, you are only interested in those who do not pay not those who do pays opinions. That is the surest way to lose paying customers.

If you piss me and other paying customers off, I take my £2500 and buy 25 totally anonymous mobile dongles with 12gb bandwidth from Maplin for £99 each and I download 62,000 MP3 records without fear of being traced. I however choose to pay.. for now, if you wish for me to continue paying LISTEN TO ME AND THOSE WHO PAY!

I put this to the record labels, if walmart philosophy is wrong, why are they so successful ?

Lower the cost, Sell more…

My solution is something like Spotify but unlimited MP3 for a set monthly fee for unlimited streaming and 6 albums or 50 MP3’s, say £30 is fair, I can buy albums online for £6-7 so £5 a pop AFTER i have been able to listen to them and decide if I want to take them with me.

I would also not be adverse to paying an extra £30 a month to my ISP for unlimited download of MP3.

My final words “They say society is only 3 downloads away from revolution, will you evolve or become extinct in the revolution ?”.

Following on from Megan Fox is Dumb, where she basically said Transformers is a shit, and she was only hired because she was a hot piece of ass not because she could act. Michael Bay (The Director) turned around and called her a dumb fucking child with alot of growing up to do.

Megan Fox in Jennifers Body

Well Michael Bay, has delivered the kind of attack that you would normally see in Mortal Kombat when the game says ‘Finish Them’ and you do you up, down, down, rotate left, back, rotate down, up and hard kick super combo and knocked the fucking shit out of Megan. He revealed that he made her wash his Ferrari as an audition and he FILMED IT!

God I love that man, you can read more here.

Lady Gaga at the Isle of MTV Malta Special decided this would be a cool thing to do.

Lady GaGa is a D!ckhead!

If you wanna read or see more photos check out Hollywood Rag, but if like me you wish she’d use a plastic bag, don’t bother.

Courtesy of INFphoto

Gowan Jordan reach right up there, you may just find your humanity of some fucking decency!

Gee Dub Ya, sometimes says something inteligent. Albeit that its actually one of his advisors words but he still parrots it. I was reading I Don’t Like You, In That Way, which has to be the longest domain name ever, and came accross this entry ‘Megan Fox is an Idiot‘. I don’t know about where you lot come from, but where I come from we don’t bite the hand that feeds us.

The story is basically, Megan Fox is an arrogant bitch, and told Entertainment Weekly:

“I mean, I can’t shit on this movie [Transformers] because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don’t want to blow smoke up people’s ass. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting.”

The director Michael Bay, fed her a plate of SMACH DOWN, and pretty much called her a mindless little shit with alot of growing up to do, you know what that was Megan, you was bent over his knee, your crotcheless panties pulled down and you got spanked! You can read the rest of it here.