I saw this photograph and I can’t help but in my twisted dark and lonely mind think that someone has photoshopped something out that may have been there in a Mexican show. I also can’t help but compare her to Patti in My Name is Earl or maybe the dragon in Shrek. Apparently these was taken in Ibiza not Mexico, so its probably worse than I ever imagined!

Sienna Miller in Mexican Show Practice

Picture: Bauer Griffin

I’m not really a Amy Crackhouse erm Amy Winehouse fan, not really into the music, however some of the vocals are good for sampling and for using to wind people up . Anyway I saw these and thought DAMNED them boobies look big, I didn’t think she’d gone that big but I guess she has after all.

Amy Winehouse got Big Boobies

There was a quote on Jesus’s blog (Drunken Stepfather), where he said:

“I hate implants, but I love Amy Winehouse…There’s just something about her lack of hygiene that makes me want to stick my tongue in her vagina to see if it burns.”

I really am a soft touch compared to some of the bloggers out there, I mean Jesus, Jesus that was shit was harsh!

Picture: Bauer

Is it just the Dangmeister or does the glove that Christina is wearing in this shoot for Scout Magazine look like it has a cock ring style attachment ? It really does look like it between her index finger and thumb, check it and tell me what you think.

Christina Aguilera's Handjob Glove

I’m pretty sure that glove has kinda freaky male masturbation type thingy going on there, but her lips look amazing!

Pictures: Scout Magazine

What the feck is that crazy tart thinking… I wonder, do her baby clothes come with a ‘pimp my daughter make-up kit and a padded bra’ or what ?

Seriously is there no limit to the depths she will go to turn a quick quid around. I would rather submit my imaginary daughter from my pretend future ex-wife to chemical testing than put a quid in Jordan’s pocket. I guess by the looks of that mountain on the left (right of pic) of her chin and the darkness under the eyes and leathery look she may have already undergone rigorous chemical injections

Katie Price Baby Clothes

C’mon UK when are we going to get some new fresh woman meat to replace this tangoed looking leather ?

Pictures: Fame Pictures

There is a thing called a large hadron collider, which people believed could essentially turn the universe inside out because it plays with blackholes and stuff like that. Well this always make think about the Unstopped Force meeting the Immovable Object and what would happen, which then leads me to wonder what would happen if Taylor Momsen and Courney Love collided, well the other things I’ll have to keep thinking about the the latter has been answered.

Taylor Momsen Meets Courtney Love

What the hell is going on there, she’s like 16 years old and looks more like she’s 60! I’ve never heard her sing… thank god… but serious how much experience and angst can she have from 16 years with half of it being a pampered pooch ?

Picture: PacificCoastNews

What the crocodile hat is this crap ? I mean seriously she’s riding the turret of what maybe the most ghastly tank EVER to be dreamed out,  and I know some seriously pink loving chicks. Now don’t even get me started by what the feck that is on her damned head. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE CAFFEINE!

Rihanna WTF

Man its looks like she is the result of Mickey Mouse having molested a Vulcan from Star Trek land.

Pictures: Fame Pictures