Its that time again when you have to have a hoe a spade, because seriously a hoe is just a mini spade, and well Jordan is exactly that. Serious Katie, are you not getting the message that EVERYONE HATES YOU, and its stunts like this which scream rubbish parenting skills. It doesn’t matter if you have realised that the general public prefer Peter Durex to you, and your being nice about him, it won’t make us like you any more!

Katie Price with Daughter Princess

Incase anyone is wondering, with the above picture what I’m on about, the shocking picture of Princess Tiami is bear in mind the poor kid is only 2 years old has no real comprehension of what is going on, so leave the kid alone but Mummy is fair game.

Princess Tiami Price

As soon as Peter Andre was aware of this photo, he was issuing statements blasting Camp Jordan, and rightly he should. By the sound of the statement to The Daily Mail, His spokesperson said “Peter totally disagrees with anything like this. He has said in the past he hates Kate coloring Junior’s hair and straightening Princess’s.”.

Seriously Katie, what the hell are you letting happen to your daughter, Was your sister smokey smokey whacky baccy or something, your kids are not like toy puppies you can accessorise to fit your lifestyle!

Pictures: Unknown

I wasn’t buying that this was Russel Brand at first, mostly because I just skimmed over the images. It seems these are from before he created his current ruffian type looking character, bit of a drastic change isn’t it ?

Russel Brand Naked

I guess least you know when Katy Perry finally lops off his nuts with a buzzido, you know what he looks like.

Picture: Unknown.

I really don’t like Victoria Beckham at all, and no matter what she does, She’ll always be kinda stuck up to me. She talks shit, that no one believes, I’m pretty sure she’s lied about surgery and the likes and she is just a shit example for a role model.

Victoria Beckham on Glamour Magazine Cover

If it wasn’t for the 2-3 people who read this, who want to know about her, I wouldn’t even waste my time.

Pictures: Glamour Magazine

I posted the other day about a Magazine Cover I saw, where Jordan was saying she can’t understand why everyone hates her so much. So you’d think she’d be the perfect mother and woman and make everyone realise she isn’t an evil viper, but NOOOOO not Jordan. It turns out that Alex Reid got out the big brother house and finished his duties, then crawled back to the skank her, and then Katie Price dumped the kids with the Nanny and fecked off to Las Vegas to party with Alex. THIS IS WHY WE DON’T LIKE YOU KATIE, HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOO!

Jordan aka Katie Price Dumps Kids

Seriously, We all know Peter Andre is missing his testicals because they have been injected into Jordan’s lips, but he ran over to pick the kids up like a good mummy daddy according to The Sun Newspaper. It turns out that they may have eloped to Las Vegas to get married, well it looks like leached is becoming the leach on the back of big brother.

Pictures: Wenn and Bauer Griffin

This is kinda freaky, I could almost believe that Marilyn Manson and Lady GaGa are one and the same person. Seriously check out the images and then compare them to Manson’s picures, they are scarily alike. Anyway I didn’t watch the Grammy’s because like for reals, I have a live that doesn’t revolved around crud like this, so I don’t eve know her performance was any good, but whatever.

Lady GaGa at the Grammys 2010

I wonder if she did the Marilyn Manson vs Lady GaGa mix of Bad Romance because I’m pretty sure she would be singing both sides

Pictures: Getty Images

Why do I always think of Brad and Angelina or Madonna when I think baby shopping, I may need therapy to sort that out. Can I sue them for the cost ?, I quite liked Tila Tequila for the way she interacted with her fans and generally was down to earth but her recent antics are making me think she’s kinda crap, and this latest stunt is adding to it.

Tila Tequila Goes Baby Shopping

She made such a big deal she wasn’t doing men any more, and she’s lesbian and now she’s back on men and preggo ?

Pictures: Pacific Coast News