Well its October and Germany is the place to be for Octoberfest but since you’re not in germany or going to germany or not even interested in what I’m saying, you’re stuck with Linkfest instead.

Marge Simpson Posing Nude for Playboy… Seriously! – PopEater.
Dang the Japanese Anime Porn is taking over the US.

Kate Beckinsale in Leather – Hollywood Tuna.
Highly disappointed there was no toe involved here.

Mariah Carey Hides Her Fat In Black - Hollywood Tuna.
Big ole bootay!

Hayden Panettiere kissing Madeline Zima – The superficial.
Yeah yeah whatever.

How Many Famewhores Can You Fit On One Cover? (Kardashian) – dListed.
Clearly Mucho and 50c Cheaper than some other emergency toilet paper.

Katy Perry’s Boobs Unleashed In Paris Fashion Week - Hollywood Tuna.
Big ole boobies.

Wacko Jacko Was Healthy A Healthy 50yr Old Man!.  – Allie Is Wired
I guess Healthy really is subjective, since the dude was clearly not on the same planet as me.

Courtney Love See-Thru Nipples – TaxiDriverMovie.
Ain’t no secret I’m into a freaky bizzle, but DANG!

Drew Barrymore Looking Hot! – Holy Taco.
Hot Diggity Dang!

Abigail Clancy Shows Verne Troyer – Hollywood Tuna.

Olivia Wilde from House M.D. At Some Premiere or Party – IDLYITW
I like house, but this bitch looks hotter in House Than in Reality.

Britney Spears is a Cowgirl and Looks Smokin’ Hot - Hollywood Tuna
Britney’s breaver is already half destroyed but I’d perform a Coup De Grace on that thang!

Micheal Bay Taunts Megan Fox Like A Remmy – Hollywood Rag.
This sh#t is about as convincing as Lady GaGa,
I’ll tell you what I told Jordan about her book, I ain’t buying it!

Kristin Cavallari Reveals Brody Jenner Was Boring in Bed – Gabby Babble.
I got 5 on it, like the Luniz that says Spencer Pratt will get a similar headline.

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Steve Van Dang is an Animal Lover, If you’d seen some of my Ex-Girlfriends you’d believe that, and no not in that way you filthy feckers, as I the normal Pet way. God you lot have filthy minds, you need therapy or something!

Deaf and Blind Dog Needs Home in LA

The advert reads:

I am a blind and deaf Staffie, Male 1.5yrs, 54lbs.
I ame to the shelter with another dog my companion, as a stray pick-up
Possible owner. But my owners never came to pick me up.
I may not be able to see you or hear you.
But I will respond to your touch and Follow your lead.
I am ok to be alone in a secure kennel.
I am also OK outsite in the yard feeling my way about.
I am best in house on a doggy bed.
I am a GREAT DOG!, Come and see me!
East Valley Animal Care Center.
Call if you like to take me home.
Veronica Perry 213 435 9152 or
The Shelter 818 756 9329.

Awe he looks adorable, I just hope someone takes him a good home.

I posted a few days about Lindsay Lohan walking Cadillac (Samantha Ronson’s Bulldog) being almost as heavy as Lindsay herself. I then saw Tila Tequila  ( @officialTila ) post that she is only 93lb, so my Bulldog (Dumble Dog) actually does weigh more than her, how insane is that ?

Tila Tequila Only Weighs 93lb on Twitter

Well Dumble Dog at his last check-up was just under 7 stone, which makes im 95-98 lbs for them thar yanks, so he actually weighs more than Tila Tequila.

Barney And Dumble Dog

This is Dumble Dog at 14 months old with Barney at 10 weeks old, funnily Barney attacks, bites, and dives all over Dumble and gets away with it.

Tila Tequila Wallpaper

Download Wallpaper Here

Well Lindsay Lohan has just gone up in the Dangmeisters book, it seems she likes pets and isn’t affraid to be walked by a Bulldog called Cadillac. Yeah I said be WALKED, because where a Bullie decides it wants to go it REALLY wants to go there.

Lindsay Lohan Walks Cadilac The Bulldog

I was thinking, my bulldog is 98lbs of muscle gooey stuff, Lohan can’t be too much more than herself, and I’ll put pennies to pounds that the Bulldog will have more Muscle per lb, so I wonder who chose the route to be walked ?

I think this is like the 2nd or 3rd time she’s been in / on the magazine, which since its a UK magazine (so I’m told), I have NEVER seen it for sale and I actually looked for it about 3 seconds while buying my computer porn fix.

Lady GaGa in V Magazine Cover

And yeah she gets her kit off AGAIN for a magazine, fuelling my belief that she is indulging in what I call a “Voodoo Career”, that is a career based on nothing solid but it heald together by an invisible thread between a chain or items, which are reasonable song writters, wacky personality, and controversy but nothing real.

Lady GaGa Naked in V Magazine

Anyway there is the Nude Picture which is about as good as it gets unfortunately!

Chris “ho beater” Brown was sentenced today for slapping Rihanna around like we all did in our heads when Umbrella was played repeatedly until our ears was bleeding. It was reported on People – Chris Brown Sentenced, the full extent of the sentencing which I feel if Umbrella was still being hammered he’d have been treated less harshly

Chris Brown

There is a scene in the film Shawshank Redemption where they talking about their crimes and they all say. “I’m Innocent, The Lawyer F#cked Me”, keep this in mind. Chris Brown was ho-slapped with 5 years probation, a year of domestic abuse classes (councilling) and he must complete 1,400 hours of community service, its reported Chris’ community service will consist of cleaning graffiti and washing goverment/officials cars in his home state of Virginia. What ya betting he’s thinking and saying the name now ?

The judge also said that Chris must keep at least 100 yards away from RiRi. If they are at the same industry event, he has to stay 10 yards away. He isn’t allowed to e-mail, text or call her on the phone. The judge also gave a side-eye and said, “I’m not immune to any chatter on the airwaves. Do you understand, Mr. Brown, that any violation of this order is a violation of your probation and it comes with the possible penalty of prison?” Chris answered “Yes.” So I guess that song he was planning called “PLEASE RIRI TAKE ME BACK, MY CAREER DEPENDS ON IT” is out of the question?. Source: dListed.

Sometimes other people just say it better and dListed above was suitably harsh compared to my shawshank joke

Rihanna Showing Chris Brown How Its Done

Well Chris here is a lesson from Rihanna on how to look good cleaning a car, pay close attention son.